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When a family arrive for their annual holiday, this time in a quaint little town, they are greeted by the local peasants giving away food to tourists. Unbeknownst to them, the generous villagers are trolls in disguise and the food contains a potion which turns humans into vegetables for them to eat.
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Troll 2 [1989] [DVD] [DVD] (2004) Michael Stephenson; George Hardy; Margo Prey
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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful
Format:VHS Tape
This film is the most fantastic combination of rubbish acting, cheap-ass effects and terrible story line that it'll have you rolling around more than the great Film 2000's GRANNY! Please see this film and laugh yourself silly. After all someone had the balls to make this piece of hilarious trash. So funny words do not describe.
9 of 9 people found the following review helpful
Format:VHS Tape
Absolutely, staggeringly, mind blowingly, shockingly poor. With so much crappy acting, special effects editing, fake gore, blood and shat story points that it challenges Granny as the worst film of all time. Yet the film is sooo bad that it is possibly the funniest thing since Baseketball, Ace Ventura and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Absolutely, positively the greatest horror crap of all time. Miss it at your absolute peril, although seeing it will probably kill too!
5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
By "troler"
Format:VHS Tape
This is simply astonishing ! Such combination of bad acting, top of the trash special effects and very hillarious plot can only be seen in this movie. I wouldn't classify it as horror but as comedy. If you want to laugh and be amused, and have a one-life movie experience buy this and show it to all your friends ! I am pleased to have it and to watch it every day !!!
4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
By bonemonkey
Format:DVD|Amazon Verified Purchase
Entertainment wise Troll 2 is the best film ever made and it will have you laughing your socks off. It has a plot that doesn't make sense and the worst display of acting ever and I do mean EVER!!! It has nothing whatsoever to do with "Trolls". It is infact about Goblins. The write up on the back of the dvd was clearly written by someone very drunk who has never seen the film. It goes -
"Joshua's fears are well founded for the Trolls, which are a particularly dangerous breed live in the woods around the village. The Trolls in the form of peasents offer the Waits family food, but Joshua is suspicious of their gifts and tries to persuade his family to refuse the food, which is a special concoction which will render them edible for the Trolls.... for the Trolls are vegetarians...And the food would turn the Waits into vegetables!!"
The film kicks off with a "boy" (who is actually about 30) in the woods running away from the Trolls (Goblins) who are only 4 feet tall and not very fast runners. But he pretends to fall over and then eats green porridge while gazing into the eyes of a girl with chicken pox, then she turns into a Troll (Goblin) and he turns into green porridge then the Trolls (Goblins) pretend to eat him!
Each and every member of the cast gives what can only be generously described as "the worst performance imaginable".
The son spends most of his time hallucinating and talking to his dead grandad. He urinates on his families lunch, then his dad challenges him to a starvation contest. Acting level: extremely bad, annoying (in any other film it would be the worst)
The daughter is unbalanced to say the least. When shes not pumping iron or practicing horrible 80s dancing she is randomly beating up her boyfriend because he has friends.... Read more ›
"Joshua's fears are well founded for the Trolls, which are a particularly dangerous breed live in the woods around the village. The Trolls in the form of peasents offer the Waits family food, but Joshua is suspicious of their gifts and tries to persuade his family to refuse the food, which is a special concoction which will render them edible for the Trolls.... for the Trolls are vegetarians...And the food would turn the Waits into vegetables!!"
The film kicks off with a "boy" (who is actually about 30) in the woods running away from the Trolls (Goblins) who are only 4 feet tall and not very fast runners. But he pretends to fall over and then eats green porridge while gazing into the eyes of a girl with chicken pox, then she turns into a Troll (Goblin) and he turns into green porridge then the Trolls (Goblins) pretend to eat him!
Each and every member of the cast gives what can only be generously described as "the worst performance imaginable".
The son spends most of his time hallucinating and talking to his dead grandad. He urinates on his families lunch, then his dad challenges him to a starvation contest. Acting level: extremely bad, annoying (in any other film it would be the worst)
The daughter is unbalanced to say the least. When shes not pumping iron or practicing horrible 80s dancing she is randomly beating up her boyfriend because he has friends.... Read more ›
4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
Format:DVD
This movie has changed my life! Before watching it i had enjoyed funny movies, (e.g. Tommy Boy, The King Of Comedy, Spinal Tap). I had also enjoyed so-crap-it's-funny movies, (e.g. Plughead Rewired: Circuitry Man II, Jingle All The Way, Granny). This movie is definitely both the crappest and funniest thing i have ever seen in my life.
What can i say poorly written, directed, acted, lit, edited, etc. If you are a fan of Darth Marenghi's Dark Place you can throw it away. Go for the real thing! This movie will have you and your friends passing back and forth quotes, playing drinking games, and generally just adoring the greatest picture ever! Buy it now!
What can i say poorly written, directed, acted, lit, edited, etc. If you are a fan of Darth Marenghi's Dark Place you can throw it away. Go for the real thing! This movie will have you and your friends passing back and forth quotes, playing drinking games, and generally just adoring the greatest picture ever! Buy it now!
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
By Johnatron
Format:DVD
Holy smokes this was quite a find. My friend made me aware of this gem and I was drawn to purchasing the DVD from the previous hilarious 5 star and one star reviews on Amazon.
Firstly we should assess the complex plot (if that descriptive can be used here)which develops into a wonderful gash of magic, mystery and mayhem. A family are participating in a house swap and wind up in a small remote town named NILBOG. All is not what it seems and their adventures begin when they foolishly attempt to indulge in the luminous green food which has been left for them. I don't want to go into too many plot details and spoil the fun but let's just say they have a few run ins with the simple townfolk and a band of maurading vegetarian goblins (not Trolls but naming the movie this only adds to the bizzare nature) who are hell bent on being devious, sly and very very nasty.
The family themselves are the typical American sort just trying to make their way in life and enjoy a short break. They consist of a wildly deranged mother who seems heavily medicated and has a knack for being authoratitive yet fair whilst staring like a banshee at the camera, a father figure who seems bored with family life and indeed bored by the terrifying goblins, he seems quite good in hand to hand combat when required. The tomboy daughter does weights, causes friction and hates her boyfriend because he has friends (why does she bother?). The main character, son Joshua is a true American hero, very level headed, finds logic in a non-sensical situation and contacts his dead Grampa Seth (who has magical powers beyond any Marvel or DC superhero)to seek advice and aid in these terrible times of need. The Goblin Queen, Creedence is an amazing character, so evil, so sexy, so manic, so devine.... Read more ›
Firstly we should assess the complex plot (if that descriptive can be used here)which develops into a wonderful gash of magic, mystery and mayhem. A family are participating in a house swap and wind up in a small remote town named NILBOG. All is not what it seems and their adventures begin when they foolishly attempt to indulge in the luminous green food which has been left for them. I don't want to go into too many plot details and spoil the fun but let's just say they have a few run ins with the simple townfolk and a band of maurading vegetarian goblins (not Trolls but naming the movie this only adds to the bizzare nature) who are hell bent on being devious, sly and very very nasty.
The family themselves are the typical American sort just trying to make their way in life and enjoy a short break. They consist of a wildly deranged mother who seems heavily medicated and has a knack for being authoratitive yet fair whilst staring like a banshee at the camera, a father figure who seems bored with family life and indeed bored by the terrifying goblins, he seems quite good in hand to hand combat when required. The tomboy daughter does weights, causes friction and hates her boyfriend because he has friends (why does she bother?). The main character, son Joshua is a true American hero, very level headed, finds logic in a non-sensical situation and contacts his dead Grampa Seth (who has magical powers beyond any Marvel or DC superhero)to seek advice and aid in these terrible times of need. The Goblin Queen, Creedence is an amazing character, so evil, so sexy, so manic, so devine.... Read more ›
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1.0 out of 5 stars
Troll trash!
As if this film warrents the gloss and glitz of the Blu Ray treatment. I can't believe for one minute that any of these 4 and 5 star reviews are anything but a joke. Read more
Published 8 months ago by D. Krol
3.0 out of 5 stars
So cheesy it's good!
I saw the first Troll, I loved it (you must think I'm crazy, but yes, I liked it) and then I saw the "sequel". Read more
Published 11 months ago by M. Emilia Nogueras Corral
1.0 out of 5 stars
Troll 2 is not a sequel, it is sewage.
The reason I watched this film was because it was on the Top 100 worst movies of all time.
I sat down and after 15 minutes there is no sense of a plot. Read more
I sat down and after 15 minutes there is no sense of a plot. Read more
Published on 1 Dec 2010 by Mr. Christopher Stevens
5.0 out of 5 stars
Troll 2 is amazing
I am not joking when I say everyone should see Troll 2. It is quite an achievement to make something as retarded and funny as Troll 2 and try to pass it off as a horror film. Read more
Published on 29 Oct 2010 by colmMICHAEL
1.0 out of 5 stars
So bad it's not funny anymore!
When I bought it I knew that Troll 2 was supposed to be one of the worst films ever. A really bad film, I thought, that could have been fun to watch. Read more
Published on 13 July 2010 by Tommek Bzdura
4.0 out of 5 stars
VERY SILLY, VERY GOOD!
This doesn't have quite the same charm to it as its predecessor. Whereas Troll was Primarily fantasy, Troll 2 goes towards the Horror path. Read more
Published on 3 Feb 2009 by S. Clarke
3.0 out of 5 stars
A worthwhile bad movie
I love bad movies like this, because theres a geniune labour of love thats gone into this film. As in effort made, not just a cheap cash in but the pride and joy or some dilirous... Read more
Published on 27 Dec 2008 by D. A. Mcculloguh
5.0 out of 5 stars
EPIC!
***kin' pound!
Buy this film coz its that bad you'll p*ss yourself with laughing all the way through. Read more
Buy this film coz its that bad you'll p*ss yourself with laughing all the way through. Read more
Published on 3 Aug 2008 by S. Clay
5.0 out of 5 stars
###kin pound seventy six!! Bargin!
Bought this off amazon marketplace for £1.76 and what can i say, the best £1.76 i ever spent.
Troll 2 + friends = a bloody good night in! Read more
Troll 2 + friends = a bloody good night in! Read more
Published on 3 Aug 2008 by N. Walker
1.0 out of 5 stars
charity begins at home... and ends up in the bin
I picked this up in a charity shop, suspecting that it might be some sort of 1980's horror curio. While I'm familiar with 'so bad they're good' films such as 'Central Park Drifter'... Read more
Published on 24 Jan 2008 by E. Granter
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