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Tread Softly (Bello) [Kindle Edition]

Wendy Perriam
3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (37 customer reviews)

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Each book [is] a magnificently orchestrated orgy in which her potent blend of sex, religion and humour takes the reader on a spiritual odyssey. -- Time Out

One of the most interesting unsung novelists of her generation. Intelligent and accessible. -- Sunday Telegraph

Perriam is one of the finest and funniest writers to emerge in England since Kingsley Amis. -- Herald Tribune

Perriam must be a strong contender for Britain's most underrated novelist. -- Daily Telegraph

Wendy Perriam was born to write. Her work refreshes and exhilarates. I am her greatest fan. -- Fay Weldon

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Lorna, thirty-nine, is married to misanthropic Ralph, who in turn is wedded to his twenty-seven pipes and his artificial-grass business. In fact, it’s a ménage à trios, the third party being Lorna’s Monster, a gleefully sadistic personification of her panic attacks. The Monster has a field day when, after a botched foot operation, Lorna is sent to convalesce among the deaf and demented inmates of a nursing home from hell, where to staff have more problems than the patients. But, despite her surroundings, she begins to blossom, making new friends, discovering untapped talents and even a reawakened interest in sex, thanks to the attentions of an ardent young care-worker. She even gets offered a challenging new job. Meanwhile Ralph is being sued by a vindictive business client and fears he will lose his house and his livelihood.

In another of her wickedly black comedies Wendy Perriam chronicles an unconventional marriage, showing the bond that can develop between two people who have experienced a ‘lost childhood’. She also takes a swipe at the medical profession and, by graphically illustrating the plight of residents in low-grade care homes, offers a devastating critique of the way society treats the old and infirm. Yet, throughout, the novel is leavened by the author’s exuberant wit.

‘One of the finest and funniest writers to emerge in England since Kingsley Amis. She is gifted with devastating powers of observation . . .’ Herald Tribune

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 558 KB
  • Print Length: 361 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1447223381
  • Publisher: Bello (31 May 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008847SPK
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (37 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #59,669 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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17 of 19 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Wit and Wisdom 10 Oct 2002
Format:Hardcover
What can we do with the problems life throws at us except laugh at them?! Wendy Perriam ensures that we shed tears of sympathy and of laughter with this new novel. Its a fantastic and funny read based on the author's real experience. In this, we can all relate to it, while pondering societies bigger problems - like the state of the NHS for one. Read it now!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars a real surprise 21 Oct 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
I don't usually read this sort of book, but I bought it on special offer. I really enjoyed it and was totally drawn into Lorna's life.
I liked the way she fought with her demons, and was 'with her all the way. Yes, definitely a very pleasant surprise.

I was reading and got a panic 'you machine is about to lose power warning .....' I had to rush around and find my tablet so that I could carry on reading as I really didn't want to leave the story.
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11 of 13 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Don't Panic 4 Oct 2002
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Format:Hardcover
This novel will bring a smile to your face while making you think. This is one of the only books I have found which tackles the experience of panic attacks - which so many of us can relate to . . .
A fantastic, real and funny read.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Tread softly
I liked this,an easy read and enjoyable,I will look for more by this authoress.
For in the night reading when sleepless,this is good.
Published 27 days ago by Madeline van Pelt
4.0 out of 5 stars Quite an enjoyable read
This was quite a weird book, I thought, but quite enjoyable. Lorna, the narrator of the story, seems to be unbelievable unlucky in the situations she find herself, but she's not... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Mrs. Deborah R. Barnes
1.0 out of 5 stars Biggest load of tosh I've ever read
I'm not prone to writing reviews, but have to on this occasion. I'll save you the trouble of buying this book. Woman has bunions, has op - goes wrong. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Shelljane
1.0 out of 5 stars Just so unpleasant
I kept right on until half way through the book, hoping it would get better, before giving up. There wasn't one character I could care about. The heroine was so lifeless, and flat. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Bookworm
3.0 out of 5 stars Fantasy reading
Somewhat bizarre! An easy read but rather shallow and tedious in parts. Greek gods having strong influences on human lives takes a bit of imagination especially in a present day... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Mags
1.0 out of 5 stars Faulty
This doesn't work properly on my Kindle. I can read the first page, but when I go to turn to the next it goes straight to chapter two, then three and so on. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Judi Blake
5.0 out of 5 stars Free books
Really enjoyed this book. Not what I usually shoose. But it was free and I had nothing to read and already over spent for Christmas so a free book perfect.
Published 5 months ago by Lorna Jukes
2.0 out of 5 stars Sorry I wasted time reading a third of this book!
I am not enjoying this book, and only got a third through it before I finally gave up. Maybe I just dont get the humour!
Published 5 months ago by BTMcG
3.0 out of 5 stars light entertainment
a woman escapes a stifling marriage/life via ongoing problems post op with her bunions that leads her to take a spell of respite in a care home. Read more
Published 5 months ago by joe
4.0 out of 5 stars Stick with it...
It's a little hard going to start with, but I liked this book enough by the latter half to keep picking it up in any spare moments I had. Read more
Published 5 months ago by the wordy bird
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