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Tozzer and the Invisible Lap Dancers [Paperback]

Peter John Lumby , Robert Allix Dunlop
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Product Description

Maxim magazine

Top characters, great gags, ludicrous action.

Total Film magazine

More laughs than Battlefield Earth!

Book Description

Tozzer is an aspiring illusionist. Growing up in Sh*t Creek trailer park, he is surrounded by the deadbeats of the entertainment industry. But he dreams of becoming a celebrity performer, like his idol, the great Lord Cop-A-Feel.

Follow Tozzer from his humble trailer park to the Boarboils School of Drama, in Hollywood. Is he the one? Can he avoid being hacked to death by S&M, the insane rapper? And will he solve the mystery of the vault, before the school explodes?

There's magic, movies and mayhem! So strap yourself in, lower the buzz-saw and prepare to have your sides split!

From the Publisher

If you love movies, laughing, and laughing at movies, then this is for you. Forget what you THINK you know about Hollywood, and enter the Tozzer world, where the icons of the entertainment industry show their true colours.

Meet Animal Lecher, the gourmet cook, and his ferocious little buddy, F*cky.

Meet the mysterious Morphine - will you take the blue pill or the red pill?

Meet Minimus, the uncouth Australasian gladiator, and Meg, his hysterical ex.

And meet Tozzer, who must save the day with the help of a nymphomaniac porn star and a one-armed bungling idiot.

Rob Dunlop's sharp dialogue and Peter Lumby's amazing visuals combine to create a book which will have you yelping like a mad person and emptying your bladder.

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