- Boxed-product Weight: 100 g
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- ASIN: B00114WHD2
- Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
- Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 5,120 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
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GROW JESUS Guaranteed to put a smile on your face! Place the son of god in water, and watch him grow about 600% in 72 hours! Hilarious packaging with slogans like:"He is always there for you""He will never judge you, but always love you" "Find faith in the Lord. Then you will find faith in yourself" If you know a person who needs to keep Jesus close this is the gift for them.A great present for a friend, family member or workmate!
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61 of 70 people found the following review helpful
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Amazing for the first few days, your own personal Jesus Christ. Lifesize, full robe costume and everything, just as he was all those years ago. But the novelty soon wore off when he was adamant he was qualified to do the plumbing on my house. I don't know if you've ever had showered with wine, but it doesn't make you feel clean.
I also cleaned my car and took the sodding paintwork off. He can only do one meal, loaves and fish, (which he doesn't cook I might add) and he generally just walks about looking for people to recruit, I've only got a 2 bedroomed house and I was having to sleep in my garden on a camp bed so his disciples could have a bit of floor space.
In the end I spent a couple of nights making a crucifix and on friday finally crucified him. He rose again on sunday so that was a few bloody work nights wasted.
Not recommended if you haven't got the room for guests.
I also cleaned my car and took the sodding paintwork off. He can only do one meal, loaves and fish, (which he doesn't cook I might add) and he generally just walks about looking for people to recruit, I've only got a 2 bedroomed house and I was having to sleep in my garden on a camp bed so his disciples could have a bit of floor space.
In the end I spent a couple of nights making a crucifix and on friday finally crucified him. He rose again on sunday so that was a few bloody work nights wasted.
Not recommended if you haven't got the room for guests.
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jesus loves you! I got it for a friend of mine who went out far too much! great laugh and arrived on time and in good condition.
3 of 5 people found the following review helpful
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I was begining to lose hope, I was begining to feel like there was something missing in my life. Now though, I have what was taken so cruely away from me. At first i was skeptical, why would the child of the lord be a mere 12cm tall but that is where e is clever. How would anyone find nails small enough to fit inside his small holy hands hmmm? They wouldn't.As the slogan says "he is always there for you" exept for the first 72 hours of him being left in a cup of water and the day after he is fully grown when he starts to shrink and break.
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