Top 20 Girlband & Boyband Flops

The list author says:
	"Boyband flop #1: Seriously, was anyone with a name like this gonna beat Girls Aloud? Nah, didn't think so either."

The list author says:
	"Girlband flop #1: Simon Cowell wasted £1,000,000 on this? That tells you all you need to know."

The list author says:
	"Boyband flop #2: Not one good word has ever been said about this monstrosity. I can see why too."

The list author says:
	"Girband flop #2: There is a reason why they didn't get into Girls Aloud. I can't think of one person who would "download" this."

The list author says:
	"Boyband flop #3: Proof that when three boybands from the same stable are launched, one is bound to flop. Even if the tunes are quite good."

The list author says:
	"Girlband flop #3: The British Destiny's Child they were not. The tunes will tell you why."

The list author says:
	"Boyband flop #4: Having a TV show does not make you credible, unless of course your name is S Club 7."

The list author says:
	"Girlband flop #4: Yes, their first album did big things, but did their leather clad FHM look do the same? Answer: no."

The list author says:
	"Boyband flop #5: As with Clea, they too had no talent. Videos that recreate softcore porn do not suffice as talent."

The list author says:
	"Girlband flop #5: AAARGH! My eyes! My ears! It's so horrific, I can't look!"

The list author says:
	"Boyband flop #6: Anyone with a name like Ultra is just asking for trouble."

The list author says:
	"Girlband flop #6: No one cares about how you like your men. Thank god they got rid of you."

The list author says:
	"Boyband flop #7: Chav posses + boyband tendencies= complete and utter rubbish."

The list author says:
	"Girlband flop #7: Urrgh. Bears a heavily striking resemblence to Lauren from the Catherine Tate Show."

The list author says:
	"Boyband flop #8: Please excuse me whilst I puke at the incredibly bad lyrics..."

The list author says:
	"Girlband flop #8: Before Girls Aloud, this was the best Xenomania could come up with. Brian Higgins, hang your head in shame."

The list author says:
	"Boyband flop #9: So fakely American it hurt. So glad that Polydor saw sense and dropped them."

The list author says:
	"Girlband flop #9: One of many bands whose name cashed in on the whole new age of technology by making a pun. Disasterous."

The list author says:
	"Boyband flop #10: Just proof of why, Louis Walsh, we did not need another Westlife."

The list author says:
	"Girlband flop #10: A female McFly they are not. Not with hair, or tunes like that."