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Too Beautiful for You (Paperback)

by Rod Liddle (Author)
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  • Paperback: 261 pages
  • Publisher: Arrow Books Ltd (1 Jul 2004)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0099462354
  • ISBN-13: 978-0099462354
  • Product Dimensions: 19.8 x 12.8 x 2.4 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 2.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 604,614 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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Londoners get down and dirty in a debut collection of interlinked stories where everybody is either having an affair or just behaving badly. Newcomer Liddle, formerly a Guardian columnist, now an editor at The Spectator, offers something that more authors in these busy, busily plotted times should think of including: a chart mapping out all his major (and minor) characters and their relationships to one another (solid line means they had sex, dotted means they're just acquaintances). The problem is, though, that this sharp but underwhelming volume of short pieces doesn't come close to meriting such a tool, which comes off as just a touch pretentious for a book that's essentially a series of black comic vignettes about screwing around and screwing up. These are good stories in general, most of them definitely able to stand on their own. Liddle knows quite well the spoiled, bored young things who populate his pages. In "Thirty Seconds with Sophie," he presents a complete portrait of a certain kind of self-consciously slumming rich kid blindly sampling every drug put before him and sleeping with anyone and everyone, all as a sort of constant one-person performance piece of self-obsession. Some later tales verge into a darker fantasy realm. A woman starts growing a foul covering on her skin after using a hair depilatory; not as well thought-out as it could have been, the tale ends up as a ridiculous escapade involving more hilariously disaffected Londoners and a secret US military research facility. "What the Thunder Said" is a malicious piece of clockwork nastiness in which Christian, a serial philanderer who almost enjoys the elaborate deceits around his liaisons as much (or more than) the sex itself, is coming home from an assignation when a horrific train crash leaves him with something quite impossible to just explain away. But, by the end, this is all much the same sort of thing, cycling through repetitive similar themes, not worth more than a brief glance. Well-observed, sometimes funny, if seemingly pointless. (Kirkus Reviews) --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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'Exuberant, witty, clever...a formidable talent...quite brilliant' --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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2.0 out of 5 stars Too grimy for me, 19 Feb 2009
By LittleMoon (UK & China) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Too Beautiful for You (Hardcover)
This book was bought for me as a present by a friend who thought that being a columnist for "The Times", as it says of Liddle on the back cover, equates to being a good writer; not quite true. In its defence, there's a sharp, horrible humour to this writing, and I laughed out loud in places despite myself.

Liddle's book is a collection of incestuous chapters/short stories, randomly sharing occasional characters and settings. The stories themselves are set around the lives of various residents of South London, and a bizarre, surreal set of lives they live:

A man chatting up a nurse whilst his wife gives birth to their baby, a baby that may or may not be able to recite the names of Chelsea footballers - or is it just his father going loopy?... A woman turning into a giant locust... A man obsessed with his ex-girlfriend's skin because it tasted like marmite... A man having an affair with his wife's mother... A woman making out with a tramp who turns out to be on the run from Romania for rape, murder... A school boy who's killed his teacher and is now in the principal's office... Frankly, by the time the world's most inept suicide bomber, who's a household name in Britain and being interviewed by Parkinson, decides to put his finger on the button... I'm really quite glad.

One of these stories, alone, might be worth reading; put them together and it's really difficult to make it to the end. Perhaps the biggest problem is that whether the narrator is male, female or a housefly, their voices and characters are interchangeable. And each chapter is an interminable trudge, under an incessant rain of foul language, through cockroaches, lies, sex, drugs, grime, selfishness, squalor, desperation, triviality, boredom, train crashes... and for what?

I have no idea.
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