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The Timewaster Letters
 
 
The Timewaster Letters (Paperback)
by Robin Cooper (Author)
3.8 out of 5 stars 80 customer reviews (80 customer reviews)

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'Cooper's letters are absurd, pointless, and very, very funny'

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'This is the funniest book I have ever read'

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4 star: 12%  (10)
3 star: 13%  (11)
2 star: 6%  (5)
1 star: 16%  (13)
 
 
 
 
 
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77 of 81 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars I bet you'll laugh, 24 Oct 2004
By Talie (Scotland) - See all my reviews
As an ardent letter writer, I wanted this book as soon as I saw it was released. I wasn't disappointed. I'd not got past the second letter and my other half asked me to leave the room with my book because my laughter stopped him hearing the TV.

I'm not sure how Robin Cooper gets his ideas for potential products but his proposals were brilliant - a book for children on the bedtime activities of William Stanley Jr, a venus fly trap for birds - how these companies didn't send someone around to have this guy locked up is beyond me. Their replies are all very measured and calm, but you just know the recipient was slightly concerned about Robin. Robin pulls every stunt off with style.

I challenge you to buy this book and not laugh, especially if you've written a letter to a big company, been fobbed off and wanted to get your own back.

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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The Timewaster Letters - How I laughed..., 21 Dec 2004
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I loved this book - I bought it in a second hand shop in Stoke Newington, as I normally only buy novels new, but I regretted not having bought this new. I may have to go out and buy another copy - and more copies for friends and family.

I laughed so hard I almost cried. I got odd looks on the bus, but I didn't care. Some of this book is just hilarious - e.g. in particular the scarecrows made of beef - and then the fact that these were actually meant to be made of "beel". But nearly every page was brilliant. As a publisher myself, the letters to and from publishers and the madcap children's book ideas particularly appealed.

There are other similar books, from the US - these aren't as funny, and the one I read seemed to be a lot more repetitive and far less interesting. This is the one you should buy - now.

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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars You'll need a box of tissues when you read this book, 2 Jan 2005
By Simon Higgens (Wiltshire, UK) - See all my reviews
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I am not normally one to laugh out loud when reading a book. The Timewaster Letters, however, had me in fits of uncontrolable laughter when I started it late one night in bed over the Christmas hols. My wife, already soundly asleep next to me, soon woke as I started to roar and cry with laughter. If you want 2 hours of childish fun, I cannot recommend this wonderful piece of nonsense enough.
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1.0 out of 5 stars Boring and really not funny
The idea for this book is rather simple: write silly letters to various companies and get them to play along with the game. Read more
Published 1 month ago by K. Roycroft

3.0 out of 5 stars Ok - funny in parts
I bought this as a result of an Amazon recommendation after purchasing and enjoying a couple of Guy Browning books. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Baggiesfaninessex

5.0 out of 5 stars Incredible Lateral Humour
Incredible lateral humour. That is the best way I can describe it. I don't know if that description is grammatically correct, but it is my way of saying great, super, marvellous... Read more
Published 4 months ago by A. BATES

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious
It isn't often that a book makes me laugh out loud, but this is genuinely, side-splittingly funny. I drove my husband mad with it, to the point where he too had to read it in... Read more
Published 6 months ago by Mrs. K. A. Wheatley

5.0 out of 5 stars Utterly childish
Cooper.....you are without doubt, a complete git. You have abused busy peoples limited free time and made a mockery of the whole customer service system. Read more
Published 7 months ago by E. King

1.0 out of 5 stars Juvenile
Readong through this I was reminded of stuff my mates and I used to write when we were 14 or 15 (along with prank phone calls to local shopkeepers). Read more
Published 9 months ago by Strath_Bookworm

4.0 out of 5 stars A right going over
Dear Robin Cooper, Well the Amazon reviewers have certainly had a go at you haven't they? Totally ignoring the reviews by REAL COMEDIANS you had printed on the back cover... Read more
Published 10 months ago by Mr. David Cheshire

3.0 out of 5 stars A mildly amusing short read
Although at times during reading this book I was thoroughly amused, for the majority of the time I was either only slightly amused or not amused at all. Read more
Published 10 months ago by HenvY

3.0 out of 5 stars A poor mans Henry Root
I was somewhat disappointed as I'd heard and read so many good reviews. It just made me appreciate Henry Root even more. Read more
Published 10 months ago by The Vicar

5.0 out of 5 stars Hillarious! Can't fail to at least make you smile.
What a great book. I discovered it whilst sat on a friends toilet, about 40mins after I had gone in there, and many giggles later my friend tapped on the door to ask if I was OK... Read more
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