"Ooh, purdy. This is a very good game with lots of magic and pointy hatted blokes and mad silver haired idiots and eidolons and chocobos and moogles and COR!!! 4 discs! To sum it up... Very nice."
"This game is too cute to be allowed by health standards! You control a pink marshmallow and you suck your enemies using your unusually lerge gob, absorbing their abilities. Sound wierd? Correct!"