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Thinkgeek Canned Unicorn Meat


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  • *Hilarious gag "canned unicorn meat" *Contains plush unicorn that is cut up in pieces *Bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. *No can opener needed *Full color label with gold colored tin can 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat canned for your convenience Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath Ireland Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow swee
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Item Weight136 g
Product Dimensions8 x 3 x 6 cm
Manufacturer recommended age:3 years and up
Manufacturer reference8E5A7
Colormulti-colored
  
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ASINB004CRYE2C
Best Sellers Rank 30,016 in Toys & Games (See top 100)
Shipping Weight136 g
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Date First Available16 May 2012
  
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*Hilarious gag "canned unicorn meat" *Contains plush unicorn that is cut up in pieces *Bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside. *No can opener needed *Full color label with gold colored tin can 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat canned for your convenience Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath Ireland Crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of Calcium Tastes like rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness Easily spreadable for sandwiches hors d'oeuvres and more Sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties.

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38 of 41 people found the following review helpful By D. Hayes on 17 Jan 2013
Please note that recent DNA tests carried out by the Institute For Studies found that a high percentage of Canned Unicorn Meat tins are contaminated by up to 23% beef.
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54 of 62 people found the following review helpful By Mr. C. Kay on 16 Jan 2013
So my local supermarket has recently stopped selling burgers containing tasty horse meat, which devastated me. I was struggling to find a suitable alternative until I discovered this tin of unicorn meat. Unicorn's are just super-fancy versions of a horse, but as it turns out that horn adds so much more flavour. When I opened the tin though something unexpected and magical happened - a rainbow burst out of it shooting right across the kitchen onto my bowl of lucky charms, also purchased from Amazon (more American products please!)

The sparkling rainbow magic made all those marshmallow pieces grow to full size and they also become real. Even better though, those purple horseshoe pieces turned into an actual horse! I've got 10 of the beasts roaming around outside in my garden so for the next several months I'm all sorted for horsemeat - it freezes quite well for a while. I'll just buy ice cream cone wafers and glue them to each of their heads, then paint them white for that unique unicorn look.
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10 of 12 people found the following review helpful By E. A Solinas HALL OF FAMETOP 500 REVIEWER on 24 Feb 2014
Up until a week ago, I was a sour, embittered person who regarded the world with skepticism, from within my cocoon of baggy sweaters and hipster literature. Then a strange winged person descended from the clouds in front of me, handed me a small metal tin, and ascended back to the heavens.

The label? "Unicorn Meat." I certainly didn't believe in unicorns. Who would be so stupid as to believe in a magical horse-deer with a symbolically phallic horn? It's like believing in fairies or sparkly vampires. Laaaaame.

But I decided to try "Unicorn Meat" anyway. After all, I could always lambast it on amazon once I had tried it.

So I opened the tin, and was immediately blinded by the shimmering white light that radiated from within it. A chorus of celestial voices filled the room, shattering the windows with their purity. I decided that some joker must have installed an LED flashlight and some speakers inside, and ignored it.

But the moment I tasted the "Unicorn Meat," the world around me changed forever. Suddenly the air was full of sparkles and sunshine, and the sky was crisscrossed with glittery rainbows. Bunnies and fawns hopped across the lawn to a jaunty musical tune. Fairy sprites danced on the rooftops. A sparkling vampire smoldered at me across the street.

Since then, I have eaten "Unicorn Meat" at every meal, and it has changed my life and personality. I have now started dancing in a local ballet troupe, wear frilly floral skirts, giggle constantly and frolic through meadows of wildflowers with the twee woodland animals. And as befits my new personality, I now read nothing but Harlequin romances.

And I plan to give "Unicorn Meat" to all my family and friends during the upcoming holidays. Resistance is futile.
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10 of 12 people found the following review helpful By NikNakPaddyWhack on 23 Aug 2014
Being quite the connoisseur of unicorn meat, I can only say that this brand does not compare to Waitrose Essential canned unicorn meat, which contains far more sparkles per serving.
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13 of 17 people found the following review helpful By Max on 17 Feb 2014
I decided to buy a can for me and my unicorn named Fred.
This product is delicious but gave both me and Fred severe rainbow runs.
Please fix this because my house smells of happiness!
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By Mr. L. Croucher on 12 Nov 2014
Do not overindulge too much in this stuff at once. I had the rainbow runs for a week. The entire house smelled like happy dreams
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6 of 9 people found the following review helpful By Matthew Bond on 5 Sep 2013
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I absolutely love this. I bought it and put it in the cupboard without telling anyone. It absolutely made everyone laugh
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22 of 33 people found the following review helpful By Daz Jackson on 17 Jan 2013
Knowing how much she loves fairy tales and merry-go-rounds, I galloped at the chance to give this to my daughter, to pack into her school lunch box. Then seeing how distraught she was later on when I told her what she had eaten, and knowing how good it normally tastes, I began to wonder if this really was genuine Unicorn.

Radiant Farms are claiming that these Unicorns are being farmed, but anybody with any real sense knows that the only way to pen a Unicorn is by entrapment from a Maiden or a Warlocks magical spell. Even then, they can only be kept in a Castle. That certainly doesn't seem to be the case here. If you try to keep a Unicorn in a field without a rainbow, then it will simply fly off. And to suggest that there is genuine horn in the product? Come on! Do they know how much a Unicorns horn is worth? I think they are trying to take us for a mystical ride.

As Amazon are selling this at a considerably lower rate than you would expect, I think that this is probably a fake product. And they only offer standard delivery. I have heard from other sources that it should magically appear as soon as it is ordered.

It may be worth a try, but don't expect to be popping marsh mallows in the morning.
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