Things I've not looked at, so I'll judge them by their cover

The list author says:
	"How can you not love labradors?"

The list author says:
	"People often tell me to get lost, so I find a map very useful afterwards"

The list author says:
	"I think that whelks make for a thrilling topic"

The list author says:
	"Barnacles - the whale's answer to blackhead removal"

The list author says:
	"If you're a seal, it's important to not mistakenly fall in love with an otter - books like this are useful for learning the difference"

The list author says:
	"Maine Coons only need three things: expensive caviar, expensive champagne (not 1976), and a 2CV for the Paris to Dakar Egg'n'Spoon race"

The list author says:
	"Bought another urchin but don't know what to do with it?"

The list author says:
	"If you can't get a real seal, buy a book and look at the pictures"

The list author says:
	"It is important to be able to tell the difference between a beautiful Namako and a seal and avoid making a fool of yourself"

The list author says:
	"I once thought I was abducted by aliens, but it turns out I was aliented by ducks"

The list author says:
	"It is important to be able to tell the difference between street lighting and a beautiful Latin seal with a radiant face and thus not make a fool of yourself"

The list author says:
	"I bet it doesn't mention Maine Coons"

The list author says:
	"Why does this only ever happen in fiction?"

The list author says:
	"Go somewhere different this summer"

The list author says:
	"Reminds me of when me and my friends would scuttle passing ferries. We were bored."

The list author says:
	"They hadn't reckoned on encountering a gang of bored seals..."

The list author says:
	"Probably doesn't mention Yokohama's famous tropical rain forest, but it looks exciting whatever it is"

The list author says:
	"One of the nicest cities in the world"

The list author says:
	"The Velcro tree is the natural habitat of Red Deer in the Serengeti. It's the only tree Red Deer are able to climb."

The list author says:
	"I used to live in the Serengeti for a short while. I shared a nest in a Velcro tree with a Red Deer friend of mine."

The list author says:
	"Us seals might be a bit on the stingy side, but we're certainly not tight-cases!"

The list author says:
	"Wow! An 11m seal? It'll have a whale of a time!"

The list author says:
	"I once had a jumper like that."