Things and Celebrities I hate

A Listmania! list by Hisame (I am the Dragon from the desert who appears from nowhere and leaves no trace)
 
Lil' Bratz Annual 2007
1.  Lil' Bratz Annual 2007 by Anon
The list author says:
  "Its hard enough being a little girl without being told the only way to be popular is to be micro thin, wear adult clothes and wear make-up too old for you and speak in a strange inner city slang."
£3.49   Used & New from: £0.01

Robbie Williams: Somebody Someday
2.  Robbie Williams: Somebody Someday by Mark McCrum
The list author says:
  "*sob* lets all....*sniff*...feel so sorry for *cry*..Robbie..makes loads of money, somebody someday..oh how heart breaking. What a pratt."
£6.98   Used & New from: £0.01
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (39 customer reviews)

Kerry Katona - Too Much, Too Young: My Story of Love, Survival and Celebrity
3.  Kerry Katona - Too Much, Too Young: My Story of Love, Survival and Celebrity by Kerry Katona
The list author says:
  "Loud, annoying, talentless, pointless...need I go on? Disgusting how many trees where destroyed for such a pointless person. Iceland adverts are a Kerry love-in and make me not want to go there."
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Victoria's Secrets
4.  Victoria's Secrets by Virginia Blakburn
The list author says:
  "Yawn...if she hadn't married who she did she would have would be on a where are they now...how many times do they want to tell "the truth" anyway?"
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If Only
5.  If Only by Geri Halliwell
The list author says:
  "Untalented, can't sing in key, given her child a stupid name, pointless"
£6.99   Used & New from: £0.01
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)

Jessica Simpson: In This Skin
6.  Jessica Simpson: In This Skin by Jessica Simpson
The list author says:
  "Nobel prize winner or just a village missing its idiot? I'll take the latter"
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Ashlee Simpson: Out of the Shadow and Into the Spotlight
7.  Ashlee Simpson: Out of the Shadow and Into the Spotlight by Grace Norwich
The list author says:
  "Ashleeeeeeeeeeeeee...who I watched for all of a second on MTV and I want that stolen second of my life stolen back. Look at the look on her stupid face."
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I Do: Achieving Your Dream Wedding
8.  I Do: Achieving Your Dream Wedding by Katina Z. Jones
The list author says:
  "Shame yours didn't last - but then again who wants to be married to someone who thinks that Eldridge Cleaver is a big knife?"
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Mary-Kate and Ashley Beauty Secrets
9.  Mary-Kate and Ashley Beauty Secrets by Mary-Kate Olsen
The list author says:
  "Whose Kate? There is a third name mentioned and she never seems to appear! I don't and wouldn't want a beauty book by an annorexic junkie...speaking of which..."
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Pete Doherty: Last of the Rock Romantics
10.  Pete Doherty: Last of the Rock Romantics by Alex Hannaford
The list author says:
  "I don't think he needs anymore encouragement. Lock him up and throw away the key."
£8.99   Used & New from: £0.01
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)

"Green Day": American Idiots and the New Punk Explosion
11.  "Green Day": American Idiots and the New Punk Explosion by Ben Myers
The list author says:
  "I hate Green Day. Alot. Its a tie between the singer and the guy with the pop eyes."
£8.74   Used & New from: £0.01
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)

Paris
12.  Paris by Paris Hilton
The list author says:
  "Paris, Paris, Paris...trying to put some point into her pointless life. Enjoy prison."
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3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (31 customer reviews)

Big Brother 6 Official Book and Exclusive DVD (Big Brother TV Series)
13.  Big Brother 6 Official Book and Exclusive DVD (Big Brother TV Series) by Paul Flynn
The list author says:
  "Showcasing the nations most disgusting, spoilt, stupid and filthiest people all of which should have been court ordered to be put in a small box in a dark room and never ever released."
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What's Left Of Me
14.  What's Left Of Me by Nick Lachey
The list author says:
  "Gives the word DENSE  a whole new meaning, if I had my way there would be nothing left."
£7.15   Used & New from: £0.01
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)

B'day
15.  B'day by Beyonce
The list author says:
  "Does anyone else find her videos full of pointless convulsive dance moves and also how long is she going to tell people she's 22 for?"
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3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (88 customer reviews)

This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
16.  This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race by Fall Out Boy
The list author says:
  "Highly irritating and the guitarist with the huge jaw loves himself."
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5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

David Beckham: My Side: My Side - The Autobiography
17.  David Beckham: My Side: My Side - The Autobiography by David Beckham
The list author says:
  "Who cares WHAT you think if indeed you do think? Go back to getting your pointless wife in pointless interviews in HELLO"
£6.29   Used & New from: £0.01
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (46 customer reviews)

Bratz - Forever Diamondz Sheridan
18.  Bratz - Forever Diamondz Sheridan by Vivid Imaginations
The list author says:
  "I would never allow my daughter to have one of these. Disgusting and whats with the Z? Is that meant to be street?"
£69.99

All Around The World
19.  All Around The World by Lisa Stansfield
The list author says:
  "My mum used to play this over and over and over and over and over again until my brother and I started one day to scream. I haTe IT!! Still. After 17 years or so!"
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Now Or Never
20.  Now Or Never by Blazin' Squad
The list author says:
  "An ugly untalented chav band with all the talent of a bunch of 15 year olds in a school variety show"
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Permission To Land
21.  Permission To Land by The Darkness
The list author says:
  "Ugmo Hawkins, the ugliest man I have ever seen and his loud annoying pointless irritating band."
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Light My Fire
22.  Light My Fire by Will Young
The list author says:
  "Light my fire? Don't tempt me"
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4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)

Collector's Box
23.  Collector's Box by Christina Aguilera
The list author says:
  "Look at her - a very pretty girl with a very slutty image. Despite that her new song is IRRITATING."
£10.45   Used & New from: £3.99

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