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  • Paperback: 240 pages
  • Publisher: Phoenix; New Ed edition (26 Jan 2006)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0753820730
  • ISBN-13: 978-0753820735
  • Product Dimensions: 19.6 x 12.8 x 2.4 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (45 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.co.uk Sales Rank: 101,437 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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In his weekly Guardian column, Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About, Mil Millington archly chronicles the domestic dialectical antagonisms of life with his German partner, Margret. Although this novel, confusingly, shares the same title as the column and its central characters, Pel Dalton and Ursula Krötenjäger, are an Anglo-German couple not averse to disagreement, it is, without wishing to make a blindingly obvious point, a work of fiction. Millington's customarily whimsical take on contemporary gender relations is, of course, much in evidence but some of the sharper comedy here actually occurs beyond the familial settings. In certain respects the book has possibly more in common with the wry, mild-mannered satire of the Ealing films or David Nobbs' Reginald Perrin than the novels of Tony Parsons, Nick Hornby and co. (At one point Millington, though no doubt entirely unintentionally, even pilfers a classic Perrin gag.)

The book's narrator and protagonist, Pel, is a slightly hapless father of two who works in a library, or in modern parlance a "Learning Centre", at the University of North-Eastern England ("UoNe to its friends"). When his boss Terry Steven Russell ("TSR") vanishes from the University not long after babbling about extradition treaties during a game of Lazer Wars, Pel is promoted to Computer Team Administration, Software Acquisition and Training Manager (or "CTASATM" for short.) While the post pays no more money and he still has to do his old job as well, it does mean his partner Ursula, an affectionate if exacting German, can forge ahead with long-cherished plans to move house. Needless to say neither moving nor dealing with disgruntled colleagues and negotiating the university's slippery corporate structure prove easy. But as the latter finds Pel embroiled in acting as courier for the Triads, presiding over a scheme to build a new extension over a historical burial site and hiding a deadly nerve gas under its foundations, what he and his girlfriend argue about rather pales into insignificance. --Travis Elborough --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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'Hilarious and insightful . . . Realistic and acerbic, this first novel is bound to receive a lot of attention.' --This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.
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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Made my girlfriend and I argue - about who got to keep it, 28 Sep 2002
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You may have read Mil Millington's column in the Weekend magazine of Saturday's Guardian, or his original list of things he and his girlfriend argue about on his website. If so, or if not, this book will make you laugh. So what if he has taken the 'write what you know' adage to its extreme? Funny is funny however you look at it - and this is very, very funny. My girlfriend brought home the book, read it first and then suggested I read it. The last book we both read was a road atlas, via torchlight, on a Pembrokeshire country lane. That we both thought Things... was a great read is testament to its characters and, best of all, the dialogue of the two leads. If you don't recognise anything of your own relationship in the superbly funny disputes, then you must be Posh or Becks. Ultimately, though, this is about two people very much in love dealing with everyday stuff. Everyday stuff that made me, and my girlfriend, laugh more than anything we've read this year. It misses out on five stars only because it couldn't help us decide who cleans the bathroom next. I definitely did it last time...
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Good, but ultimately unsatisfying as a novel, 18 Nov 2003
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Good stuff first: very funny throughout. Sharply observed and well-written on the family relationships that define us all. Some really touching passages, especially on the children. Worth reading for these reasons.

My criticisms, though, are that the plot is ultimately unsatisfying. Pel gets into trouble, but it's nothing he's done that puts him there, he's just (very) unlucky. He does little or nothing to get himself out of the problems, and nothing is resolved. It's like some sort of plot has been grafted on to make the (really funny) situations (shopping, work, parent's evening, buying a house) hang together. As a novel it doesn't work. As a series of picaresque situations, it's really very funny.

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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A book to be read alone, 18 Oct 2002
This review is from: Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About (Paperback)
This is a funny book - and will annoy people. It won't annoy the reader, but you will be getting up the noses of those around you. Frankly, no-one likes to be on public transport sat next to a person who's grinning like an idiot, giggling, and has tears running down their face.

And being nudged by this person and then asked to read a bit is even worse.

Also, do not read this book in the loo either. It is still not socially acceptable to be heard laughing from inside a toilet (especially when alone).

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3.0 out of 5 stars Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About
While there were parts of this book i really enjoyed and had laugh out loud moments too, other parts i felt dragged a little and will admit to doing some skim reading. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Gemma

1.0 out of 5 stars Gut wrenchingly unfunny
I so wanted this to be funny, having read some of it in the Guardian. While there is the occasional snigger it soon becomes desperately forced, puerile and unsatisfying... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Jon Swan

3.0 out of 5 stars Promoted beyond his competence
There is much to admire about a book that can make you laugh out loud but ultimately it is on its whole-scale effect you must judge it and I have to say that this one does not... Read more
Published 4 months ago by E. Shaw

5.0 out of 5 stars Who's writing the screenplay?
This book deserves five stars because its quite simply hilarious. I haven't laughed so much reading a book for ages, and a truly funny book is a rare find. Read more
Published 13 months ago by Four Violets

5.0 out of 5 stars THIS IS A VERY FUNNY BOOK - NO ARGUMENT!
Mil`s observations on the ridiculious nature of human relationships and male sexuality make this book a joy to read - the observations of college life with their ludicrious... Read more
Published on 22 Dec 2007 by M. Drake

5.0 out of 5 stars Tears of laughter!
I found this book in a second hand book shop in Thailand and bought it to kill a few hours on a coach. Read more
Published on 2 Aug 2007 by Matthew Magor

4.0 out of 5 stars Witty
You really couldn't help but like this book. Pel was such a funny character to follow lurching from one comical disaster to another, burying his head further in the sand as the... Read more
Published on 3 Jun 2007 by Net

3.0 out of 5 stars Excellently funny, disappointly structured
I had great hopes for this book, particularly as I'd just read 'Love and other Near Death Experiences' - unfortunately for me, I read them in the wrong order (I made the same... Read more
Published on 23 Nov 2006 by J. Rushbrooke

5.0 out of 5 stars Don't read this on the train!
I read this over a hot weekend sitting in the garden and just kept on laughing out loud - so I had to phone a friend and read her some too! Read more
Published on 25 Jun 2006 by Rochelle

4.0 out of 5 stars Very entertaining
Unlike some other reviewers, I read this book without having great expectations, expecting a timeless classic. Read more
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