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A Listmania! list by russell clarke "stipesdoppleganger" (halifax, west yorks)
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... Hits
1.  ... Hits by Phil Collins
The list author says:
  "This droning non entity was everywhere in the 80s/90s. Has there ever been a smugger rock/pop star?"
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Swing When You're Winning
2.  Swing When You're Winning by Robbie Williams
The list author says:
  "Silly question. of course there has. This gimps preening narcisicism is nauseating to behold while his flaccid anodyne music continues to dribble out unabated You can entertain me when im worm fodder"
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Simply The Best
3.  Simply The Best by Tina Turner
The list author says:
  "Used to be fine until she started singing clod hopping stomping nightmares like that cretin anthem Simply the best. Now she sings like a blowtorched corn crake and moves like a hippo with heamorroids"
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Westlife
4.  Westlife by Westlife
The list author says:
  "Glutinous pre pubescent bilge. Truly awful. To a level that defies description without gratuitous use of expletitives...so ....@*!*">@!!***£^&*?@!! then"
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Guns N' Roses Greatest Hits
5.  Guns N' Roses Greatest Hits by Guns N' Roses
The list author says:
  "Its bad enough they,ve got that bobble haired bloke but then you add Mr screechy Axl Rose. He can.t sing people.He just wails in a tone not disimilar i imagine to a banshee being evicerated."
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All The Way...A Decade Of Song
6.  All The Way...A Decade Of Song by Céline Dion
The list author says:
  "Technically she can sing....but its so soulless and devoid of any humanity i fear she may be a hologram, except then she would,nt look like Celine Dion...more like.."
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That Don't Impress Me Much [CD 1] [CD 1]
7.  That Don't Impress Me Much [CD 1] [CD 1] by Shania Twain
The list author says:
  "Now i wonder who buys her music?....It would,nt be hormonal confused young men or sad thirty something bachelors still living with mum would it? I mean they ca,nt buy it for the music Can they?."
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Lady in Red: the Very Best of
8.  Lady in Red: the Very Best of by Chris De Burgh
The list author says:
  "Unutterably vile.Royal pandering philandering bland balladering  monstrosity. Lady in Red with its gushing faux sincerity is one of the worst songs ever written"
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Greatest Hits
9.  Greatest Hits by Mariah Carey
The list author says:
  "Ahhh Hamster cheeked Mariah. Yet another mega lunged songstress with all the technique but no idea how to actually sing. Should be made to marry Robbie Williams for murdering Without You"
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By the Way
10.  By the Way by Red Hot Chili Peppers
The list author says:
  "Has this shower of third rate blundering psuedo funksters ever made one record worth listening to because i have,nt heard it?"
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All This Time
11.  All This Time by Michelle Mcmanus
The list author says:
  "Gawd bless her.I,ve no problem with her size but her voice sounds like a ferret in a microwave.When she sings bats cover their ears"
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Heavy Traffic
12.  Heavy Traffic by Status Quo
The list author says:
  "I quite liked them once, a long long time ago. Now they,re shambolic cabaret and have been for years.Embarrassing. Give it up lads"
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O Yeah! Ultimate Hits
13.  O Yeah! Ultimate Hits by Aerosmith
The list author says:
  "Poodle rockers...can,t abide them .And this lot are the worst. Leathery old tarts whose only half decent song was on the back of a bunch of rappers."
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Greatest Hits
14.  Greatest Hits by Atomic Kitten
The list author says:
  "Possibly the worst manufactured band ever and lord knows thats saying something. Those excruciating cover versions and those limp halfhearted dance routines, At least look like you can be arsed"
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What My Heart Wants To Say
15.  What My Heart Wants To Say by Bonfire
The list author says:
  "Funny how that stutter dissapeared .Pity it did,nt carry over to his singing as it would make his spiky haired aeroated cardboard pop a whole lot more interesting"
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