"Five minutes in and I just wanted everyone dead already. If QT has even a modicum of self respect left he will personally travel the globe and throw sulphuric acid on every copy of this movie he finds"
"What an embarrassment. The 'oirish' accents, the script that consisited of F**K and not a lot else. I'm sure teenage boys were wetting their pants over this. Best avoided."
"So you thought football hooliganism was just mindless violence did ya you C**T! You was wrong wasnt ya, it's a subversive attack on middle class sensibilities and a society that doesn't....oh B@LL@CKS"
"Cor blimey people really love this film. Well if the people wanna eat s**t - let 'em. Like watching an episode of Minder get raped by an advert for WKD. Total gash."
"Opening scene offered some real hope, every single scene from then on crushed it dead. Yeah it must be hard for a pimp, collecting money while your ho gets banged by a fat dude. Total GASH."