The worst movies ever made!

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Street Fighter [DVD] [1995]
1.  Street Fighter [DVD] [1995] DVD ~ Jean-Claude Van Damme
The list author says:
  "I don't think I've ever seen a movie as terrible as this load of crap because Van Damme cannot act"
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Gigli [DVD] [2003]
2.  Gigli [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Jennifer Lopez|Ben Affleck
The list author says:
  "C'mon, whoever must've enjoyed this movie must been high or drunk"
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Speed 2 Dvd [1997]
3.  Speed 2 Dvd [1997] DVD ~ Sandra Bullock
The list author says:
  "The worst of sequels ever! Painful to watch"
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace [DVD] [1999]
4.  Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace [DVD] [1999] DVD ~ Ewan McGregor
The list author says:
  "Although I think the other installments are really good, this one sucked big time!"
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S.W.A.T [DVD] [2003]
5.  S.W.A.T [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Samuel L. Jackson|Colin Farrell|Michelle Rodrigues
The list author says:
  "Rubbish story, unoriginal action, and Samuel L. Jackson was the only decent actor in this crapfest"
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Love Actually [DVD] [2003]
6.  Love Actually [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Rowan Atkinson
The list author says:
  "Uuuugh, Hugh Grant cannot act! These are theonly types of films he makes, stupid plank"
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Paycheck [DVD] [2004]
7.  Paycheck [DVD] [2004] DVD ~ Ben Affleck
The list author says:
  "This is what happens when fat cat Hollywood producers get a hold of excellent directors like Woo - they make rubbish movies like this one"
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Men In Black II [DVD] [2003]
8.  Men In Black II [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Tommy Lee Jones|Will Smith
The list author says:
  "The original was okayish, but this was rediculous"
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Scary Movie 3 [DVD] [2004]
9.  Scary Movie 3 [DVD] [2004] DVD ~ Anna Faris
The list author says:
  "The third was probably the worst, there was only a few jokes that were enjoyable, other than that a letdown"
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Titanic [1998] [DVD]
10.  Titanic [1998] [DVD] DVD ~ Leonardo DiCaprio
The list author says:
  "The most overrated movie ever made! I've seen loads of Bollywood movies that are much enjoyable"
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Half Past Dead [DVD] [2003]
11.  Half Past Dead [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Morris Chestnut
The list author says:
  "It was during the days of 'Under Seige' that Segal was a star, now he appears in B-movies and turkey's like this one, and a word of warning: Ja Rule is as poor as an actor as he was as a rapper"
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Exit Wounds [DVD] [2001]
12.  Exit Wounds [DVD] [2001] DVD ~ Steven Seagal
The list author says:
  "Another lame flick with the washed-up Segal and DMX - a rapper who shouldn't act"
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In Hell [DVD]
13.  In Hell [DVD] DVD ~ Jean-Claude Van Damme
The list author says:
  "Oh my god! This is no-no for the career of Van Damme as well as director Ringo Lam - who was also one of the best directors from Hong Kong"
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Queen of The Damned [DVD] [2002]
14.  Queen of The Damned [DVD] [2002] DVD ~ Aaliyah
The list author says:
  "I think people only liked it because Aaliyah was in it.  It has nothing to do with the novel and is nowhere near as good"
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Cradle 2 The Grave [DVD] [2003]
15.  Cradle 2 The Grave [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Jet Li
The list author says:
  "I am a big fan of Jet Li, this does have some good action and kung fu, but the cheesy plot, corny dialogue and lame acting from DMX makes this a letdown"
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The Medallion [DVD] [2003]
16.  The Medallion [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Jackie Chan
The list author says:
  "Like the Tuxedo, only worse"
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Collateral Damage [DVD] [2002]
17.  Collateral Damage [DVD] [2002] DVD ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
The list author says:
  "Arnie was good up until T2, after that his movies went from lame to pathetic, this is a perfect example"
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Tuxedo, The [DVD] [2003]
18.  Tuxedo, The [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Jackie Chan
The list author says:
  "Why oh why did Chan sign up to this piece of sh*t? Word of advise: this is not a good JC movie"
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Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (Two Disc Set) [DVD] [2003]
19.  Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (Two Disc Set) [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
The list author says:
  "This was one of the worst of last year, nothing like the first two, of course: Cameron weren't directing"
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Hulk [DVD] [2003]
20.  Hulk [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Eric Bana|Jennifer Connelly|Sam Elliott
The list author says:
  "Shoddy CGI work, lame action sequences and a cheesy plot: shows that good character work is not always the key to a good movie"
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Two Weeks Notice [DVD] [2002]
21.  Two Weeks Notice [DVD] [2002] DVD ~ Sandra Bullock
The list author says:
  "Sandra Bullock used to make some good movies, but this chick-flick shlock is nowhere near as her best"
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The 6th Day [DVD] [2000]
22.  The 6th Day [DVD] [2000] DVD ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
The list author says:
  "This was so boring a fell asleep in the cinema"
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The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen - 2 disc Special Edition [DVD] [2003]
23.  The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen - 2 disc Special Edition [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Sean Connery
The list author says:
  "The only good bits were the ones in the trailers"
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2 Fast 2 Furious [DVD] [2003]
24.  2 Fast 2 Furious [DVD] [2003] DVD ~ Paul Walker|Eva Mendes|Cole Hauser
The list author says:
  "Good racing, nice cars, but it isn't enought to save this lame movie with a cheesy plot and dull acting - I can't believe John Singleton was behind this"
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Torque [DVD] [2004]
25.  Torque [DVD] [2004] DVD ~ Martin Henderson
The list author says:
  "Another movie milking off the success of 'The Fast and the Furious', no good acting, cheesy action and lame plot and characters"
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