The worst film accents ever.......

A Listmania! list by James E. Mariner "jamiem75" (London, UK)
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Mary Poppins [DVD]
1.  Mary Poppins [DVD] DVD ~ Julie Andrews
The list author says:
  "'Merry Bobbins steb in toime' Dick Van Dyke, the 'daddy' of bad accents."
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Ocean's Eleven [DVD] [2001]
2.  Ocean's Eleven [DVD] [2001] DVD ~ George Clooney
The list author says:
  "Don 'old on to yer knickers' Cheadle laughs in our faces."
£4.39   Used & New from: £0.01
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (98 customer reviews) | 3 customer discussions

Far And Away [DVD] [1992]
3.  Far And Away [DVD] [1992] DVD ~ Tom Cruise
The list author says:
  "Tom Cruise's hilarious attempt at an Oirishman."
£8.95   Used & New from: £0.29
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Braveheart (2 Disc Special Edition) [1995] [DVD]
4.  Braveheart (2 Disc Special Edition) [1995] [DVD] DVD ~ Mel Gibson
The list author says:
  "Great actor, naff accent."
£3.90   Used & New from: £0.10
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Highlander [DVD]
5.  Highlander [DVD] DVD ~ Christopher Lambert
The list author says:
  "Even worse than Mel, 'I am Connor Mcleoud of the Clan Mcleoud' bellows Cristopher Lambert impressively. In a French accent......"
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K-19 the Widowmaker
6.  K-19 the Widowmaker by Klaus Badelt
The list author says:
  "Even worse Russian than Sean Connery in hunt for Red October. Who keeps his Scottish accent...."
£15.95   Used & New from: £12.85
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)

Blow Dry [DVD] [2001]
7.  Blow Dry [DVD] [2001] DVD ~ Alan Rickman
The list author says:
  "Josh Hartnett goes Brit and alienates the whole of Yorkshire in the process."
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Snatch - Two Disc Set [DVD] [2000]
8.  Snatch - Two Disc Set [DVD] [2000] DVD ~ Jason Statham
The list author says:
  "Brad Pitt challenges Tom for the least convincing Irishman. See also The Dvils own and Seven years in Tibet for further contributions by the Pittster."
£4.27   Used & New from: £0.59
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (205 customer reviews) | 2 customer discussions

The Jackal [DVD] [1998]
9.  The Jackal [DVD] [1998] DVD ~ Bruce Willis
The list author says:
  "Actually I'm wrong, Richard Gere is even worse as 'Declan Mulqueen' (snigger) the least scary IRA member ever."
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3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (78 customer reviews)

From Hell (Two-Disc Special Edition) [DVD] [2002]
10.  From Hell (Two-Disc Special Edition) [DVD] [2002] DVD ~ Johnny Depp
The list author says:
  "Great Film, but Johnny Depp proves that no matter how good an actor you are, the Yanks just can't do cockney."
£4.24   Used & New from: £0.10
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (106 customer reviews)

Hard Target [DVD] [1993]
11.  Hard Target [DVD] [1993] DVD ~ Jean-Claude Van Damme
The list author says:
  "Van Damme, in any film. I know it's his own accent, but it's still terrible."
£6.24   Used & New from: £0.45
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (55 customer reviews)

Frasier: Season 4 - Part 2 - Episodes 13-24 (Box Set) [VHS] [1994]
12.  Frasier: Season 4 - Part 2 - Episodes 13-24 (Box Set) [VHS] [1994] VHS Kelsey Grammer
The list author says:
  "An the Winner is Anthony LaPaglia in Frasier as a Manchester lad who strangley enough, has the worst cockney accent you've ever heard."
£29.99   Used & New from: £2.70
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)

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