"This works at so many levels - it is ingenious and idiotic, satirical and slapstic, all at once. Anyone who doesn't laugh during these 70 glorious minutes has no soul."
"Michael Moore and his showbiz anti-war army take a battering through the unlikely medium of puppet theatre, in the funniest film since, well, "Spinal Tap"."
"Not remotely faithful to the book, but it didn't matter. Kubrick took Stephen King's finest novel and made his finest film. Terrfiying at first, endlessly rewatchable later."
"The film that taught us all that it's OK to spy on the girl next door, as long as you show her a pretentious film about a paper bag. Funny, insightful and the source of some classic one liners."
"It may be vaguely irritating now, but here Ewan McGregor's first person narrative is the perfect vehicle for this funny, harrowing and above all, VERY Scottish junkie fable."
"Yes, it is wrong to have two films by the same director, but I'll make an exception for this brillinantly stylish and curiously homoerotic adaptation of Burgess' increasingly prophetic looking novel."