"The biggest and worst ego-fest of all time. Richard Chamberlain (especially bad), Robert Wagner, and even Paul Newman ham it up like it's going out of fashion."
"Sit through the cheese, the 'what??' science, fantasise about LA burning in a lake of fire, wait for the kid's priceless line at the end and vomit copiously."
"'But I need you, James!' 'So does England, darling'. Wicked song, wicked car, wicked baddies, all held together by the creamy camembert magic of Roger Eyebrow's 007."