The World's Most Lame Emcee's

A Listmania! list by S. Yaqub "Bluffmaster" (UK)
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Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
1.  Get Rich Or Die Tryin' by (Musician) 50 Cent
The list author says:
  "The biggest a*****e in the industry, plus he has no mic skills.  Just a studio thug"
£5.49   Used & New from: £0.16
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (72 customer reviews)

Beg For Mercy
2.  Beg For Mercy by G-Unit
The list author says:
  "Just like Fiddy, none of them can rap - all very lame, commercial and heard-it-all-before fodder"
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4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (39 customer reviews)

King (U.S. Explicit Version)
3.  King (U.S. Explicit Version) by T.I.
The list author says:
  "Shows how many people know about hip hop.  He ain't no emcee, he's a poser.  Just album fillers, this processed garbage"
£6.59   Used & New from: £0.53
4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)

Inspiration
4.  Inspiration by Young Jeezy
The list author says:
  "This isn't the only mistake that Def Jam has made.  Overrated, nowhere near as good as Nas"
£15.29   Used & New from: £6.12
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

Down for Life
5.  Down for Life by D4L
The list author says:
  "The biggest waste of time in rap.  What the f@?# is a Laffy Taffy.  Rap for blondes and bimbos (as well as the Chavs)"
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R.U.L.E
6.  R.U.L.E by Ja Rule
The list author says:
  "One ugly f****r and a terrible emcee, just like Fiddy and Gay Unit, he needs Beef to help his career"
£2.00   Used & New from: £0.36
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)

Crunk Juice [2CD + DVD]
7.  Crunk Juice [2CD + DVD] by Lil Jon
The list author says:
  "HWHAAT?? OKAYYY!! YEAAAHH!! All these crunk beats sound the same Skeet Skeet Skeet! Not relevant, nor groundbreaking and not so clever. Immature and stupid"
£30.90   Used & New from: £0.83
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

True Story
8.  True Story by Terror Squad
The list author says:
  "Once essential group of rap.  Since Pun died and Cuban Links left, they lost everything, including Joey Cracks street intensity.  Remy Martin is good to look at but not a good Emcee"
£6.58   Used & New from: £0.53
2.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)

Tha Carter II
9.  Tha Carter II by Lil Wayne
The list author says:
  "Please justify why he's been given 5 stars? He can't rap, has nothing interesting to say apart from sex and gangsta fiction.  This is terrible"
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5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)

Welcome Back
10.  Welcome Back by Mase
The list author says:
  "Mase is back! Who cares? Even before leaving - he was a sell-out.  How can one be street after doing a video with the 'Rugrats'?"
£10.78   Used & New from: £0.24
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)

The Sound of Revenge
11.  The Sound of Revenge by Chamillionaire
The list author says:
  "Aaarrrgggh!!! Terrible rappers like this need to be banned.  But then again, who said retards are not allowed to rap? We hate you but cant accept the fact we need to forgive you"
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5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)

Konvicted: Parental Advisory
12.  Konvicted: Parental Advisory by Akon
The list author says:
  "A horrible voice, and a very annoying eyesore."
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Thoughts Of A Predicate Felon
13.  Thoughts Of A Predicate Felon by Tony Yayo
The list author says:
  "50 was yelling 'Free Yayo' - lock him back up, this album should count as a felony"
£11.98   Used & New from: £0.23
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)

Channel U Presents Underground Vol.2: +DVD
14.  Channel U Presents Underground Vol.2: +DVD by Various Artists
The list author says:
  "Crap music like above inspires these London's Finest T#@ts, underground my arse"
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Music Is My Savior [Explicit]
15.  Music Is My Savior [Explicit] by MIMS
The list author says:
  "This is TERRIBLE! This is why you suck.  Mainstream hip hop is dead if dumbasses like him can rap"
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4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)

Epiphany
16.  Epiphany by T-Pain
The list author says:
  "Ugly, annoying and bloody pointless. This is nowhere near hip hop.  Pathetic"
£5.47   Used & New from: £2.99
3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)

Rich Boy
17.  Rich Boy by Rich Boy
The list author says:
  "Another big mistake, this studio thug does my head in"
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3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

Buck The World
18.  Buck The World by Young Buck
The list author says:
  "Gay Unit never stop do they? Still, no improvement whatsoever (Dont expect any) Just shows how much people like A. Smith know about REAL hip hop"
£14.42   Used & New from: £0.67
5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)

Rotten Apple
19.  Rotten Apple by Lloyd Banks
The list author says:
  "He looks like a Somalian Gay Porn star.  Plus he's a terrible Emcee"
£6.75   Used & New from: £1.02
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)

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