It's almost impossible to describe how bad this film is. A movie studio, presumably full of bright, committed people, has decided to re-make 'The Wicker Man', and in doing so, they have shown themselves to be crass, simple-minded, and derivative. Many changes have been made to the original story and setting, and believe me, every single one of those changes is for the worse. The original film still shocks, disturbs, and - yes - delights, today. This, however, is just awful.