Product Description
When 100 senators play Red Rover... when dogs pee on moving joggers... when conspiracy theories arise over the Bush "Shoe Incident," and the Orkin man is stalked by a single, disgruntled termite, you have a truth in the purest form, which is false. In the format of the lying news company that produces The Onion, you have the only thing better; The Unbitten Onion.
What happens when a sous chef burst into flames? When a baseball umpire steals all the attention on the field? When dead people stop speaking at their own funerals? When coalition forces target all enemy statues?
Thirty-four articles that will make your stomach hurt, your cheeks burn, and your friends look at you with mercy, The Unbitten Onion is a book that you should only read with a phone nearby (with 911 on the speed-dial).
What happens when a sous chef burst into flames? When a baseball umpire steals all the attention on the field? When dead people stop speaking at their own funerals? When coalition forces target all enemy statues?
Thirty-four articles that will make your stomach hurt, your cheeks burn, and your friends look at you with mercy, The Unbitten Onion is a book that you should only read with a phone nearby (with 911 on the speed-dial).
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