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The Unadulterated Cat [Hardcover]

Terry Pratchett , Gray Jolliffe
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  • Hardcover: 160 pages
  • Publisher: Orion; New Ed edition (26 Sep 2002)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0752853694
  • ISBN-13: 978-0752853697
  • Product Dimensions: 11.4 x 2.2 x 17.8 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (42 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 3,043 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Terry Pratchett took a side step away from Discworld in The Unadulterated Cat, a hilarious insight into the world of the feline. Amusingly illustrated by cartoonist Gray Jolliffe, Pratchett delivers a wonderfully funny collection of anecdotes that anyone, cat owner or not, will be hard pressed not to smile at. Not quite a replacement for a Discworld novel, but your sides will split just the same. --Jonathan Weir --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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100 of 101 people found the following review helpful
By Daniel Jolley HALL OF FAME TOP 100 REVIEWER
Format:Hardcover
Terry Pratchett is, as far as I’m concerned, the funniest writer to ever live, and while The Unadulterated Cat flies far afield of the mythical Discworld universe, it is simply hilarious. You don’t have to be a cat lover to enjoy it, but only the cat lover can appreciate the strong current of truth that runs throughout this wildly comical look at the world of our feline friends. The Campaign For Real Cats, Pratchett tells us, wants to celebrate the dwindling number of Real Cats in the world by helping people identify Real Cats among their modern, Unreal Cat compatriots. To this end, Pratchett goes about describing how to spot a Real Cat in any of its several variations, defines eleven types of cats such as your classic farm cat, boot-faced cat (as Real as they come), arch-villain’s cat (always Unreal), and cartoon cats. He offers useful tips on naming cats, describes common illnesses such as impatient feet, gives tips on feeding and disciplining cats, describes common cat games, indulges in the theory of the Schrodinger, time-traveling cat, looks at the cat in history, and offers other insightful, highly comical ideas and theories on cat-ness in general. All of these subjects are examined, of course, from the point of the view of the cat. By far the funniest and most insightful section is devoted to the games cats play; the book’s worth acquiring for this one section alone.

I should point out the fact that this is in no way a useful guide for current or potential cat-owners; this is rollicking comedy from first page to last. Given this point, there are still a number of astute observations that will make cat lovers smile and perhaps even guffaw, for the behaviors Pratchett expounds upon are quite familiar to those sharing their lives with feline friends. Pratchett really captures the cat personality remarkably well at times; for example, he expounds upon the common shifty look cats wear by describing one particular cat as breathing in a manner that suggests it is stealing air with every breath it takes. This book is so insightful and screamingly funny that all Pratchett fans will surely get a big kick out of it. The numerous cartoons of Gray Jolliffe that fill this little book are also excellent, simple yet evocative. The Unadulterated Cat is a short read, mind you, requiring much less than an hour’s effort, but it is so good that upon finishing it, you are quite likely to turn all the way back to the beginning and start again or, at the very least, go back to the sections you enjoyed the most and read them once more.

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41 of 42 people found the following review helpful
A treat! 23 Jan 2002
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After reading a spellbinding 2000+ pages fantasy trilogy I needed something light and funny. The Unadulterated Cat did the trick perfectly. This book is about what a Real cats should be, and also what they shouldn't be. About what they do, and eat, what to call them, etc.

No doubt you will enjoy this book, even if you don't have a cat (I don't). It's got good ole witty Pratchett style, with the habitual footnotes, and Gray Jolliffe's cartoons are terrific. It's read in no time and and will have you bursting out laughing incontrollably.

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47 of 49 people found the following review helpful
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Forget all the other so-called experts! This is the only book that delivers the absolute truth about cats. I laughed out loud from start to finish and have recommeded it to all my cat owning pals. Heck I even chose one of my cat's names from it (Zut!).

All joking aside this is a very funny book, well observed and honestly delivered. Pratchett fans will enjoy it and cat owners will be able to indentify with at least 90% of the anecdotes within. Buy this book for the cat owner you know and put their mind at rest that the peculiar behaviour they witness on a daily basis is perfectly normal for a 'real cat'. The illustrations too are a treat.

I loved this book, it is well thumbed and I am proud to say that my 3 are 'reals cats'!

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Can't write anything about this book cos it's a present for my son, but judging by the rest of Terry Pratchett's books, this one will be appreciated I'm sure!
Published 12 months ago by Mrs. Sue Medley
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Along with the Bromiliad, this is another book I forgot I bought, because I never received it and did nothing about it.
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Terry P does it again
My husband really enjoyed this book, a change from the normal Terry P ones.
He was laughing out loud!
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