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The Two-Bear Mambo (Hap and Leonard Novels) [Audiobook] [MP3 CD]

Joe R. Lansdale , Phil Gigante
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5 May 2009 Hap and Leonard Novels (Book 3)
Full of savage humor, heart-stopping suspense, and a cast of characters so tough they could chew the bumper off a pickup truck, The Two Bear Mambo is classic country noir.In this rollicking, rollercoaster ride of a novel, Hap Collins and Leonard Pine take a break from their day jobs to search for Florida Grange, Leonard's drop-dead gorgeous lawyer and Hap's former lover, who has vanished in the Klan-infested East Texas town of Grovetown. Before she disappeared, Florida was digging up some dirt behind the mysterious jailhouse death of a legendary bluesman's son, who was in possession of some priceless merchandise. To Hap and Leonard, something don't smell right. With murder on their minds, Hap and Leonard set out to investigate as only they now how . . . chaotically.
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  • MP3 CD
  • Publisher: Brilliance Corporation; MP3 Una edition (5 May 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 9781423384342
  • ISBN-13: 978-1423384342
  • ASIN: 1423384342
  • Product Dimensions: 13.1 x 18.1 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 6,324,117 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Joe R. Lansdale is the winner of the British Fantasy Award, the American Horror Award, the Edgar Award, and six Bram Stoker Awards. He lives in Nacogdoches, Texas. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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When I got over to Leonard's Christmas Eve night, he had the Kentucky Headhunters turned way up over at his place, and they were singing "The Ballad of Davy Crockett," and Leonard, in a kind of Christmas celebration, was once again setting fire to the house next door. Read the first page
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THE TWO-BEAR MAMBO by Joe R. Lansdale continues the saga of Hap Collins and Leonard Pine where MUCHO MOJO left off. It starts out with Hap arriving at Leonard's house on Christmas Eve night. Blasting out of his friend's home is the music to "The Ballad of Davy Crockett" and Leonard is next door, kicking righteous butt and burning down the neighborhood crack house once again. The police pull Hap and Leonard in, but Lieutenant Marvin Hanson gets them off the hook, provided they do him a small favor. It seems that Hap's old girlfriend, Florida Grange (the one who left him for Hanson) took off to Grovetown, Texas to do an article on a black musician who supposedly hung himself while in the custody of the local police. Florida has suddenly vanished, and Hanson wants Hap and Leonard to pay a visit to Grovetown to see if they can find out anything. The only problem is that this particular Texas town is right out of the fifties and sixties. It's a viper's nest filled with Klansmen, led by Jackson Brown, who enjoy murdering the black folks and seem to be getting away with it. Both Hap and Leonard know that they're going to have their hands full just trying to stay alive as they attempt to investigate Florida's disappearance. Even together, as tough as they are, both men are going to find out that they've bitten off more than they can chew when they take on the populace of Grovetown. They'll find themselves in the middle of free-for-all that would put Billy Jack to shame and come very close to getting beaten to death. Read more ›
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4.0 out of 5 stars One of the best Hap & Leonard books 14 April 2013
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Here are two of the descriptive passages from this particular Joe Lansdale book:

"Here the trees were thick and dark and somber. Low rain clouds had formed, turning the bright cold day gray and sad as a widow's thoughts."

And the other:

"This one was not a bad-looking guy, but he had a tavern tumor that was threatening the buttons on his paisley shirt, and a kind of smirk like he'd been corn-holing your wife and she'd told him to tell you so."

Between the simple poetry and brevity of Lansdale's descriptive passages and the (excuse and/or forgive me) "redneck wit" of some of the other description and dialogue, Lansdale's easy writing style is in full swing here. Neither the slightly awkward writing of the first Hap & Leonard book (Savage Season: A Hap and Leonard Novel (1) (Vintage Crime/Black Lizard) nor the more developed (and slightly more serious and multi-layered) writing of the second (Mucho Mojo), Two-Bear Mambo might well be the most readable of all the books.

It deals head on with racism in Texas which had been present in both the previous books but never quite the main theme. As you might imagine, that makes some of the story quite grim to read, but like you and your friends in the big wide world, there's laughter too. Unlike Mucho Mojo, which had a more consistent tone, Mambo is more like Savage Season in that most of the true darkness is contained in the final act which actually made me gasp reading it (like an idiot). Powerful stuff.

If there's one knock I have against the book, it is merely that I guessed the mystery a few pages before it was revealed. But this isn't Agatha Christie - the book wasn't spoiled at all. Highly recommended.
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5.0 out of 5 stars INCREDIBLE! 17 Aug 1997
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This book has to read to be believed. It blows away any comtemporary mystery you can find on the shelves. What you have is not just a conventional mystery, but one of the truest (and wittiest) books on race relations in our country . Lansdale has always been at the top of his field, but this is by far one of his best. One minute your heart is racing, the next you can't stop laughing. Do yourself a favor and pick this one up.
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5.0 out of 5 stars The Two-Bear Mambo 4 May 2010
Joe R. Lansdale's writing pretty much defys description. But If pushed I think it can be best descibed as; A Two-Fisted Texan X-Rated modern day Mark Twain out of his head on bourbon and mescaline picking a fight with the distored but true reflections of America in The Hall of Mirrors.

Lansdale is a true Master of The Yarn, he uses no frills story telling and belives in shooting straight from the hip,maybe because of this when he uses unexpected simple yet beautiful prose it has a deeper impact. Making descriptions of sunsets and storms poetically effortless with out breaking a stride.

He doesn't try and get too clever keeps the plot moving constantly forward, his main strength with most if not all of Lansdale's work is the brilliant characterisation. Even minor characters are brought immediately to life in just a couple of sentances.

Switching as well as mixing genres together such as Horror, crime and westerns, The Two-Bear Mambo falls somewhere between Chandleresque missing person mystery and a stotic High Noon style western, yet at the same time becoming it's own entity entirely.

The plot involves best friends and occasional righters of wrongs Hap Collins and Lenoard Pine who through at the begining get arrested by their cop friend Charlie for despensing vigilante justice on the crack head next door neighbours yet again. A kind of light blackmail offer is made to them by Charlie's boss, Detective Hanson who wants them to find Florida Grange. If they go looking for her, he'll drop the charges.Hap,Lenoard,Charlie are around Hansons house watching a National Geographic special on bears mating habits when the propsition is made by Hanson.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Dark and funny
To be read after Mucho Mojo, still a great atmosphere pervades the new story of Hap and Leo. The dark surroundings and the ever present rain that is playing a major role in this... Read more
Published on 7 Oct 2009 by Carlo Stefano Griffini
5.0 out of 5 stars extreme fun
just finished reading it!i haven't been following the right order with these novels,but i surely enjoyed them all but one(savavge season). Read more
Published on 1 Oct 2009 by I. Brenna
3.0 out of 5 stars Mucho Mambo
Hap and Leonard are back and this time they are not invincible. Even the mighty duo can not compete against an entire town of racist red necks, can they? Read more
Published on 5 Mar 2007 by Sam Tyler
THE TWO-BEAR MAMBO by Joe R. Lansdale continues the saga of Hap Collins and Leonard Pine where MUCHO MOJO left off. Read more
Published on 12 Sep 2001
4.0 out of 5 stars Hap and Leonard in their closest shave yet
Hap and Leonard venture deep into Klan held territory in search of Florida Grange. She has disappeared while investigating the "accidental death" of a black blues... Read more
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5.0 out of 5 stars It reads the same way fried gizzards in hot sauce tastes!
After reading "Two-Bear Mambo", I felt like I had never truly read a book until then. The characters seemed so real that I thought I was in the book myself, which I... Read more
Published on 4 April 1998
5.0 out of 5 stars Realistic, readable, Lansdale has raw talent.
Hap and Lenonard are unforgettable characters. I had to read all of his books at once. I was hooked.
Published on 20 Nov 1997
5.0 out of 5 stars Gritty, Hilarious, and Impeccably Human
In this novel, Joe Lansdale continues and deepens the partnership/friendship of Hap and Leonard, seen previously in Savage Season and Mucho Mojo. Read more
Published on 31 Mar 1997
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