As I write, this film is available on Amazon for 75p. You would be better off pouring 75 pence worth of paint onto an old newspaper and watching it dry.
Actually, it might be more interesting. Pour it thinly enough and you might even save yourself half an hour of your life. I will never back get the two hours I wasted on it.
Why on earth did I stick with it till the end? Entirely my own fault; couldn't believe it would turn out so badly at first, then a morbid fascination with how dreadful it really was.
Please don't make the same mistake. I was fooled by the names John Boorman, Brendan Gleeson, Kim Cattrall etc. I simply cannot believe they didn't know what rubbish they were getting involved in. Who knows? Strange things happen.
What is beyond doubt is the execrable quality of the entire venture. The ludicrous plot is so ill considered as to be infantile, the acting is sub-amateur dramatic standard, the script unconvincing, cliche-ridden and embarrassing, and as for the cringe-making sex scene, words just fail me.
It is utterly incomprehensible that it got made. I'm sorry to disagree so violently with the first reviewer, I can only imagine it comes across better using the descriptive function. Believe me, watching it is a huge mistake.
I gave it one star because there is no option of no stars. What I would really like to award it is an over-used cat litter tray. Make that five.