From the Back Cover
WOULD YOU ADAM AND EVE IT!
Scandal as couple evicted from garden
ATISHOO! ATISHOO! WALL FALL DOWN!
Insurers refuse payouts over Jericho wall collapse. 'Aggressive trumpet playing is not covered,' they say.
5 000 FED WITH LOAVES AND FISHES: MIRACLE? OR JUST VERY THINLY SLICED? YOU DECIDE!
Inside Your Supersonic Scroll!
TOWER OF BABEL COLLAPSES
'Xxyshhibbothuth mi varg,' says suddenly incomprehensible builder.
Nutty Noah builds the world's biggest boat in his garden. 'I'm sure he doesn't have planning permission,' says irate neighbour.
KEEP TAKING THE TABLETS
Moses brings Maxims from the Mountain
SHAGGY STRONGMAN BRINGS THE HOUSE DOWN
Samson's back – and so is his hair!
Just some of the stories from 'The Tabloid Bible'. How would the press of its day have covered the greatest story ever told? Now you can read all about it in 'The Scroll' – the only paper that was there.
About the Author
Nick Page is a professional comedy writer. Formerly with the Oasis Trust, set up by broadcaster Steve Chalke, he has wide experience entertaining teenagers.