The man tried to do right, but everything went wrong. This is a tale set in the land of London show business, where the right men are eaten for breakfast and the wrong women rule the roost. The more our sad hero, Guy Mullins tries to help, the more he loses. This hilarious romp through therapy weekends and tempermantal artistes, addresses emotional and gender issues. With references to trees and tree surgeons, myths and dreams of drowning green men, Planer beautifully conveys the true muddle of our times. I laughed out aloud several times, especially when a fat man is trying to hold a stork-like pose to reach his inner child. Its a dammed good read.