Here we are then with the third volume of the ongoing Best Value Book Ever Written. This one is better than "Finest News Reporting Volume 1" but not as good as "Our Dumb Century" (but then, what is?).
It takes the format of miniature editions of The Onion newspaper, each four pages, comprising full articles spread over several pages in that annoyingly authentic newspapery way, op-ed pieces and the superb front pages, where they get to use all the brilliant headlines that would have been weakened by having to dilute the effect with full text. Here are just a few:
NATION'S SCHOOLCHILDREN CALL FOR CUTS IN MATH, SCIENCE FUNDING
MAN ACCIDENTALLY ENDS BUSINESS CALL WITH 'I LOVE YOU'
ROUTINE DRUNK-DRIVING TRIP TURNS TRAGIC FOR FIVE LOCAL TEENS
NURSING-HOME RESIDENT GLAD SHE'S GOING HOME TOMORROW EVERY DAY
Of course you will already have seen some of the reports in here from the website (from where you can download them for, uh, free) - but there's more than enough here that's new to keep any Onionite - n. lover of satirical humour - satisfied until lava lamps revert back to passé retro kitsch from novel retro camp. Again.