As the owner of the largest and most plushly outfitted trailer on the lot I often find myself subject to the envy and jealousy of other lesser men. Women desire my girthy XXXL frame but also fear it's obvious power- which is prodigous. Indeed, they often engage in cheap jibes and name calling in (generally unsuccessful) attempts to distance me and thus protect themselves from the consequences of their own lust.
I purchased the wolf shirt in an attempt to ease these fears and show the proles that I was just like them. A more attractive and successful version perhaps but still very definitely a man of the people. Alas, I have found that the wolf shirt only exacerbates these issue leading me to believe that it's power may be even greater than many have claimed.
After three straight weeks of wearing my wolf shirt every day I found that the people of Manchester kept their distance from me even more so than before. Obviously they were intimidated and awed by the beauty and power of the shirt.
So ultimately I cannot recommend purchase of this shirt. Though it's attractions are obvious and keenly felt by me I believe that it puts its wearer on a different plane to the other humans which- while flattering- will ultimately lead to isolation and loneliness. For this reason I sadly had to bury my wolf shirt in the back yard. I was not surprised to see that two days later a fine bush of roses grew from the very spot I had planted it.