Bless the wolves and the spirit of the Moon. This t-shirt is wolf sent and fits so well I am now immune to all diseases. I have a list of people to apologize to - since buying and wearing this t-shirt I have made some waves in global society for which I am now well placed to take responsibility.
I am sorry to all my perspective girlfriends and handsome men, you are no longer in my league. I am sorry boss, for taking your job. I am sorry CERN, I discovered the Higgs Boson particle, it was cuddled up in my matt of manly chest hair. I am sorry to everyone who bought a rollover euro millions ticket - there can be only one winner. I am sorry to everyone who has ever played a board game, I won every game in history. I am sorry to all of the superpower nations in the world - you are no longer wealthy (by comparison). I wouldn't go as far as to say I have achieved God like results, because my way of the wolf forbids obnoxious boasting.
The facts speak for themselves however - I have grown a foot taller (I am now officially taller than you), I shave with a flymo, and my burps scare every household pet within a 50 mile radius.
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