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The Morello Letters [Kindle Edition]

Duncan McNair
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A collection of hilarious letters sent to the great and good of British society. Mr. Morello is a slightly confused, pear-shaped forty-five year old Italian immigrant living with his larger, plump wife Mrs. Morello and three children -- Tosti, Amphora and Rizzo -- in that most salubrious of London suburbs: Ealing. As a family, they share a curious fondness for all things British and yet by dint of their Italian heritage, struggle to come to terms with some of our more esoteric characteristics. As such, the ever-inquisitive Mr. Morello, a fastidious and prodigious letter writer, takes it upon himself to correspond with the great institutions and individuals of our fine nation -- from Tony Blair, George W Bush, The Lord Chancellor, Richard Branson, and the Archbishop of Canterbury to Gordon Ramsay and The Bank of England, The Guild of Professional English Butlers and British Home Stores to West Bromwich Albion Football Club -- in an attempt to have his seemingly endless list of quandaries answered by the experts and at times, in vain attempts to secure employment for his idling children. These hilarious letters, composed in Mr. Morello's bizarre English-Italian hybrid vernacular, and plethora of responses from the great and not so good, follow a long and successful tradition of prankish correspondence, as pioneered by Lazlo Toth, Henry Root and more recently Robin Cooper's 'Timewaster Letters'. A good-natured exploration of British customs and idiosyncrasies, written with gentle and generous humour, 'The Morello Letters' is that rarest of commodities: a humour book that is actually very funny.

About the Author

Duncan McNair is the youngest of 7 children and is a lawyer in the City. He and all other males in his family are colour blind.


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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 2138 KB
  • Print Length: 192 pages
  • Publisher: Monster Publications (23 Nov 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B006DHBZTO
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Not Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (71 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #40,115 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
I have been a fan of this genre for a considerable period having enjoyed, in particular, the Timewaster Letters series and the "Daddy": The Henry Root letters.

The Morello Letters, in my opinion, take the genre to a whole new level.

The letters taken individually are 'laugh out loud" funny. Indeed, I had an embarrassing moment at a tube station when I went into uncontrollable hysterics whilst reading (my personal favourite) a letter to the Health Secretary, Patricia Hewitt, made even funnier by a humourless, dead-pan response.

However, what takes these letters onto a new plane is the careful development of the Morello characters through the letters. And the Monty-esque, off-the-wall use of farmyard and zoo animals as a means to hysterical humour.

I really cannot recommend this book highly enough. It is a must for anyone with a sense of humour!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars At last - a new giant of English humour rises 27 Nov 2007
Format:Paperback
The Morello Letters must surely rank alongside the great works of English literary humour. There are echoes of Chaucer, Wycherley and Congreve in these marvellous pages; this is the book which Wilde would have written in his mature years. So keenly observed is the humour that often one can drift into reverie under the blissful illusion that Jane Austen is once again walking among us. MacNair is a bright firework bursting upon the cold night of the English comedy of manners. May his light endure and bathe the world of literary humour with golden showers of heady satisfaction.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A laugh out loud gem 28 Sep 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
I downloaded this at the airport before boarding a flight to Spain, initially as something to distract me from the flight (nervous flyer is an understatement). And it worked a treat. Not only did I not notice a rather bumpy plane ride, rather that everyone else noticed me, crying with laughter (not fear, for once!) at the back of the plane. I then proceeded to read out my favourite letters (Raymond Blanc, all of the requests to name various pets after people and in particular the one to the London Underground concerning a lost hamster) to my boyfriend who then joined me in laughing uncontrollably.

I think I may have disturbed a number of people sunbathing with my laughter as well, but I make no apologies!

I fully intend on reading the second book on my commute to and from work and probably scaring the living daylights out of fellow miserable commuters with loud bouts of laughter on the tube too.

Conclusion: Buy this book.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!!! 29 Aug 2012
Format:Paperback
This is by far one of the funniest books I've read in a long time. It is funny, witty and clever. This book is a must have for anybody with a sense of humour.
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5.0 out of 5 stars The funniest book I've ever read! 29 Aug 2012
By everen5
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A collection of spoof letters written by the colourful Morello family. It's absolutely hilarious and very clever at the same time. I can guarantee you that once you start reading you won't be able to put it away. It's one of those books which anybody will enjoy no matter how old one is. I can not recommend it enough! I'm so much looking forward to more Morello adventures.
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5.0 out of 5 stars The reviews did it for me! 31 July 2012
By radiojock TOP 500 REVIEWER
Format:Kindle Edition|Amazon Verified Purchase
I'd noticed the reviews for various books of this kind. Needing a laugh at the time, I decided to pop this title on my 'list of good laughs', and it hits the spot.

Nice one:)
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Splendid entertainment! 28 July 2010
Format:Paperback
This is a hilarious collection of spoof letters to the famous and not so famous people and institutions, by the marvellously eccentric Mr and Mrs Morello of Ealing, and from their extended family and menagerie of animals.

Among the dozens of splendidly entertaining missives are enquiries to Sir Cliff Richard about naked rambling; to Lord George (Archbishop) Carey on recommending a good electrician; to Blackpool Tourist Board on losing a flip flop on the beach some weeks before; to John Prescott, asking if he would mind having a bull-terrier puppy named in his honour; and to Selfridges, with a request that Mrs Morello be permitted to visit the store with Enoch the Goat to test out a new mattress.

Equally delightful are the responses - especially when they are in keeping with the requests. Notable examples are those from newsreader Jon Snow, regarding being fed through the television screen; and from Barking and Dagenham Planning Department on the requirements for installing a `Summer Holiday' Routemaster bus in their roof.

The volume is a truly delightful collection of laugh-out-loud letters, written by a masterful comic imagination, full of wonderful malapropisms and absurdist situations. They will provide as much entertainment for the reader as I'm sure they did for the correspondents.
The Morello Letters: Penpal to the Stars
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5.0 out of 5 stars The cutting edge of humour 15 Feb 2013
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Without really knowing what to expect I dived into this book, page after page, letter after letter genuinely LOL (laughing out loud).

With lots of familiar companies and personalities I could relate to, it made it a great read.

Because the letters are short it means I can read them at my own leisure if I have 5 mins or 5 hours to spare.

Comic genius! You've gotta buy this book!
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5.0 out of 5 stars The Morello Letters - A great Laugh and pure escapism!
I am very difficult to please when it comes to literature. I started reading The Morello Letters on the train (cattle class) back home from London feeling washed out and depressed... Read more
Published 5 months ago by Jonathan Collins
5.0 out of 5 stars Fabulously entertaining, the perfect tonic to a long day
I have recently been passed this book by a friend and can not believe that I hadn't found it sooner, much needed humour abounds within! Read more
Published 5 months ago by RichDaws
1.0 out of 5 stars Boring and tedious
I chose this book for my book club based on the reviews in Amazon. I was expecting something light hearted and funny. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Janice
5.0 out of 5 stars The Morello Letters
This book took me completely by surprise. I expected it to be entertaining but it turned out to be one of the funniest books I have ever read and had me laughing out loud or... Read more
Published 5 months ago by F Lynch
5.0 out of 5 stars great
this is what icall a good toilet book. just pick it up a read a couple of pages. i loved the sense of humour
Published 5 months ago by jamie
5.0 out of 5 stars The Morello Letters: Penpal to the Stars
Absolutely Fab!!!!...5* Made me laugh out loud, I would recommend you buy this book if you want to laugh your head off!!
Published 6 months ago by James
5.0 out of 5 stars The Morello Letters
This book is a fantastic read and guaranteed to make you laugh out loud as it did me, time after time. Read more
Published 6 months ago by T Thompson
5.0 out of 5 stars A Most Entertaining Book
Duncan McNair has created a highly entertaining cast of fictional characters who, in the tradition of Henry Root, poke mischievous fun at the Great and the Good. Read more
Published 6 months ago by Alexander Williams
5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud
These letters are a danger to my marriage. I laugh so loud while reading them that I wake up my wife. I will have to move into another room....They are hilarious
Published 6 months ago by William
5.0 out of 5 stars Bite-sized hilarity
This book is absolutely hilarious. It is perfect for taking in small bites on the fly as each exchange takes up only a few pages. It puts a smile on my face without fail.
Published 6 months ago by Milson
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