Supposing you got to see who was going to the nightclub beforehand, and got to choose who would be let in.
And just suppose everybody else in the nightclub had done the exact same thing.
The Government is doing this for the entire single population of the country.
The Ministry of Love.
Love. Everyone wants it.
Prime Minister Alexander Fairfax reckons he might just get a second term if he can provide the people with it. Dr Julian Tredestrian, the most brilliant mind of his generation, reckons he has a plan how to deliver it. International assassin The Stoat (The Jackal was already taken) has been tasked by powerful interests to stop it.
In the middle of all this, Chief Inspector Switzerland has got to catch a serial killer who keeps killing really irritating celebrities.
Love. It always gets a bit messy.