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The Matewix Hardcover – 20 Oct 2003

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  • Hardcover: 282 pages
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Entertainment (20 Oct. 2003)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0007176902
  • ISBN-13: 978-0007176908
  • Product Dimensions: 12.7 x 2.4 x 16 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 1,342,829 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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About the Author

Charlie Hamilton James, the son of a sperm donor and a prolific dinner lady,
was raised by caterpillars in the Engadine region of Switzerland in the
latter part of the eighteenth century. His first book Kingfishers won
critical acclaim as possibly the best and only coffee table Kingfisher book
available for under a tenner. As well as writing he also enjoys, Netball,
extreme cross-stitch and heroin; he was also the first man to swim with wild
mackerel. He currently lives on boat in the Aegean sea with a haddock called
Martin. The Matewix is his second book and possibly his worst.

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful By Mrs. J. Pitcher on 13 Aug. 2005
Format: Hardcover
I have read quite a few spoof books, such as barry trotter and star bores, however nothing comes close to the side-splittingly funny The Matewix, starring a computer geek called Newo, who has a wather bad speech impediment. newo is found by a very odd man called Amorphous and his friend Titty, and Newo is taken out of the Matewix into the real world. they then set off to find the Cheese Maker, who is the only one who knows how to destroy the Matewix.
The matewix covers the first two films, and there are moments of pure genius. little things, such as amorphous' bizarre crush on Newo, the blue pill (giving Newo a twelve-year erection) combined with a Laura Ashley dress, the Smiff Clones and the Cheese Maker's scary way of making cheese are just a few things that had me crying with tears of laughter. I especially found funny the bit when Amorphous is sent back into the matewix as Laberta Butternut-Squash, and Titty and Newo try to rescue him.
WARNING: the book does have a few sexual references (such as the twelve-year erection) and constant swearing (usually by Nairobi), so it is not intended for young children.
however, if you like spoof books and have a good sense of humour, then buy it. it's bwilliant.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Bruce on 30 Nov. 2003
Format: Hardcover
Inless you have no sense of humour atall I cant see how you cant find this book amusing.......Time to get back to the world of the real and have a laugh!!!
Funniest book I,ve read in a long time and would make an even better film than the original. Reminds me of the early days of Monty Python!!!!
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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful By Tina Price on 30 Nov. 2003
Format: Hardcover
I loved the Matewix. I thought it was c**p at first but when you peel back the layers of chaff there's a bloody funny book. Buy it, stick with at and get a dictionary for the end bit - it's hilarious!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Bisley on 30 Nov. 2003
Format: Hardcover
I enjoyed this very much, as it says on the cover 'utterly silly', so if you take your comedy too seriously(!) then this book isn't for you. However lovers of Monty Python and others of this genre will find much to like here and in the light of the steaming pile that is the third film (Revolutions) , I think this would have made a much better sequal...
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By E. R. Evans on 8 Mar. 2005
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I picked this book up and at first, couldn;t put it down as it was quite humourous, but as i got on the same old schoolboy jokes just wore thin. Let me warn you don't buy this book for your kids as the text in parts is quite adult in nature.
If the book stuck to the original tone at the start then I feel it would have been much funnier.
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