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Christopher Moore , Oliver Wyman
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Aug 2009

The town psychiatrist has decided to switch everybody in Pine Cove, California, from their normal antidepressants to placebos, so naturally - well, to be accurate, artificially - business is booming at the local blues bar. Trouble is, those lonely slide-guitar notes have also attracted a colossal sea beast named Steve with, shall we say, a thing for explosive oil tanker trucks.

Suddenly, morose Pine Cove turns libidinous and is hit by a mysterious crime wave. A beleaguered constable has to fight off his own gonzo appetites to find out what's wrong and what, if anything, to do about it.

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  • Audio CD
  • Publisher: HarperAudio; Unabridged edition (Aug 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0061770515
  • ISBN-13: 978-0061770517
  • Product Dimensions: 13.3 x 15.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (33 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 2,081,688 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Christopher Moore was born in Ohio and lived there until he was nineteen, when he moved to California. Before publishing his first novel, Practical Demonkeeping, in 1992, he worked as a roofer, a grocery clerk, a hotel night auditor, and insurance broker, a waiter, a photographer, and a rock and roll DJ. Chris divides his time between Hawaii and San Francisco.

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Praise for Christopher Moore: 'Wickedly funny' Waterstone's Books Quarterly, 'Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word' Carl Hiaasen, 'Humour that seamlessly blends lunacy with larceny ... habit forming zaniness' USA Today, 'Moore is endlessly inventive ... This cetacean picaresque is no fluke - it is a sure winner' Publishers Weekly --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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Christopher Moore brings us another hilarious, irreverent novel of love, strange beasts and much more besides. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Lawmen, libido and . . . lizards?? 18 July 2005
By Stephen A. Haines HALL OF FAME
Theophilus Crowe is a Constable. That's not quite a real lawman. He's not certain what it means, nor are the residents of Pine Cove. In this hidden town on a remote shore facing the Pacific Ocean, Pine Cove's Constable has little to do beyond maintaining the peaceful setting and worrying about his cannabis crop. His musings are rudely interrupted by a suicide. The death brings forth minions of the County Sheriff while evokes a spectre of faulty practice to the town's resident psychiatrist. Another spectre resides in the memories of Molly Michon, former skin-flick Warrior Princess of the Outland who bears a scar that demolished her career. Still getting jollies when she flourishes her sword, she's a formidable friend.
Molly finds a friend - "Steve" [no relation]. Steve's problem requires lengthy explanation - reaching, in fact, deep into prehistoric time. Steve is a shape-shifting, pheromone-emitting oceanic resident who's hungry. And horny. Piqued by a waft of radioactive leakage, Steve wends his way to Pine Cove in search of meals and mating. His ability to disguise himself keeps his mass invisible, but his musk attracts susceptible humans in droves. Molly becomes his mentor and protector, but there are other circumstances interfering with her ability to mother-hen a monster that devours people in a gulp. What exactly, is County Sheriff Burton up to? And what do a psychiatrist and a biologist have to talk about?
Moore's ability to create characters and circumstances is worthy of much applause. It's difficult to identify a "real" person among this assemblage. Yet, none of them is contrived nor severely exaggerated. Even Skinner, a rambunctious Labrador, proves a valid depiction.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
Pine Cove, California, hometown of the depressed, crack pots, sex crazed and just plain crazy folk. Yup, you'll find 'em all here. Of the 5,000, the only one who really knows what is going on is Dr Val, the local psychiatrist. The town constable is usually marijuanaed up. The local bar owner, Mavis is counting on the blues and depression and boy, oh, and boy is she happy! This all sounds a little like "Desperate Housewives".
It all started when Bess Leander was found hanging from one of her chair hooks, but this wasn't a funny thing- she was dead. She lived in a home that was so free of dust that she drove her family crazy with her obsessive compulsive disease. But it shook Dr Val to the core, 15% of all depressed people commit suicide, and she figured she couldn't go there. She convinced the local pharmacist, who has a strange sexual fixation for sea mammals, to give everyone on anti-depressants a sugar pill. Then the fun began.
The nuclear power plant in town has had a nuclear leak so that the monster in the bay, or Steve, the prehistoric lizard is awakened and oh, my gosh, what a lively monster he is. The other members of the town who are enmeshed in this lively story are trying to sort things out. Molly, the former B-Movie star who augments her parts- first out of vanity, then out of need, the pot head town constable, Theo Crowe, who bumbles so much he causes great concern to the crooked sheriff Burton. There is a bereaved local artist and a biologist tracking anomalous behavior in rats. And, into this mix comes a black, blues singer who plays the guitar like a vixen. This all sounds like my hometown, and yours?
Christopher Moore has written one of the zaniest novels I have read and so much fun. It certainly brought me out of a funk- can't wait to read the rest of his novels. This is a fun lively book and highly recommended. prisrob
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Another terrific book from Christopher Moore 13 Mar 1999
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It was a difficult decision, do I read the book in one sitting or read it slowly and enjoy every chapter. The small town of Pine Cove has more than its share of interesting characters - Theo Crowe, the pot-smoking constable; Molly Michon, the town's crazy who was the star of B movies; Mavis Sand - the owner of the Head of the Slug Saloon; Catfish Jefferson, a Blues singer; Valerie Riordan, the town shrink who heavily medicates a good portion of the town's population; and Gabe Fenton, an animal bioloist. Add a sea monster named Steve who terrorizes the community, causing an outbreak of horniness among the residents, and you have a rollicking adventure.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent book, demented writer 18 May 1999
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Like a good comedian Chris can put a laugh in at just the right moment. He sets up a sort of gag without having to be over descriptive that the joke is lost. He does it well in Lust Lizard again, Val and the conversation with the secretary comes to mind. He did it well in Love Nun. For those who read it do you remember the crash landing of the Pink Lear Jet?
For me Lust Lizard started a bit slow (for awhile I thought Chris had an overactive labido) but I was to ready to get into the story instead of waiting for the charectors to be setup first. After the first couple chapters the story was set and the marathon begain. I couldn't put this book down because I had to know what each person was up to next. The moving from one charector to another tortures you in a way you have to continue. You don't want to flip to the next section about any one person because you'll miss out on the others.
One thing about his books is how much you love the charectors and theres always one that you won't forget in each. Some of my favorite charectors have been the Fruit Bat, Mavis and now with Lust Lizard its Molly. Read this book, I'm sure you will agree.
The story telling in Lust Lizard is excellent and his ability for well placed humor is uncanny.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Moore's books have me in stiches everytime.
Published 1 month ago by S. Loewenthal
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Fantastic book, highly recommended.
Published 1 month ago by kevin murphy
2.0 out of 5 stars Overated
Not very funny, or imaginative, in fact very mediocre, and too easy to read. Overall very Disappointing, considering all the positive reviews.
Published 17 months ago by Oliver
4.0 out of 5 stars great fun!
The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove is the second book in the Pine Cove series by American author Christopher Moore. Read more
Published 19 months ago by Cloggie Downunder
5.0 out of 5 stars The Lust Lizard Of Melancholy Cove: Book 2: Pine Cove Series
Another belly laugh book. If you like eccentric, unbelievable daft adventures which are written brilliantly and want to cheer yourself up I definitely recommend. Read more
Published 22 months ago by Rose
5.0 out of 5 stars I'm a Pratchett fan and...
This chap is nothing like pratchett but the sense of ridiculous hits the spot and the books are well written - buy one woul dbe my advice and read it for yourself - I intend to... Read more
Published on 28 May 2012 by Andy
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliantly insane
This is the third of Christopher Moore's books that I have read and it is certainly my favourite.Pine Cove is the sleepy tourist town on the California cost where nothing much... Read more
Published on 10 April 2012 by Andrew Dalby
5.0 out of 5 stars Humor at a pace unknown
Perhaps Moore's style of writing and humour is not for everyone, but for those who do enjoy his books this is another one to relish; the pace of humour and plot twists is... Read more
Published on 27 April 2011 by jvhemert
5.0 out of 5 stars A most enjoyable romp.
I've recently been introduced to the work of Christopher Moore, and have thoroughly enjoyed all I've read so far. Read more
Published on 30 Nov 2010 by D. Ryan
3.0 out of 5 stars Not Chris' best
Personally not a favourite of mine. Of all of Christophers books reviewed in this edition this is perhaps his weakest in my opinion. Read more
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