- Paperback: 128 pages
- Publisher: Crombie Jardine Publishing Limited (11 Oct 2004)
- Language English
- ISBN-10: 1905102003
- ISBN-13: 978-1905102006
- Product Dimensions: 10 x 8.4 x 1.4 cm
- Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars See all reviews (14 customer reviews)
- Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 172,349 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
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Does it make you go bald or blind or give you hairy palms? Will you rot in Hell for ever more? No! It’s a fact: wanking is good for you and the benefits are endless! Think of it: it’s free; non time-consuming; there’s none of that ‘was it good for you, darling?’; you don’t need to dress up for it (unless you want to, of course); it relieves stress; it¹s always on hand and the list goes on. Read all about it here! There are stories, jokes, one-liners and even a bit of background history and further reading for you! And remember: wanking is an entirely self-taught skill!
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Most Helpful Customer Reviews
130 of 140 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
This book has improved my wanking 1000%. I am now deaf, blnd and insane but very very happy!
13 of 14 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
There's no doubt this book has changed my life. If you're a married man or in a long relationship this is the book for you - what a relief!
17 of 20 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
This is close on being a definitive guide to shaking hands with the old chap. The one handed lover should certainly bear this in mind as a quality purchase, cheaper than diamonds, babies and condoms.
Only 128 pages can never capture every last part of the wanking experience - eye patches aren't covered, for example, for those who accidentally go off in their own faces - but the rest is a relevant addition to the area. Piers Morgan would be proud.
Sherlock Holmes and the Underpants of Death
Only 128 pages can never capture every last part of the wanking experience - eye patches aren't covered, for example, for those who accidentally go off in their own faces - but the rest is a relevant addition to the area. Piers Morgan would be proud.
Sherlock Holmes and the Underpants of Death
Most Recent Customer Reviews
the ultimate DIY
Safe, solitary, self and ummm sensual. All by myself. I, me and myself. The power of one. The joy of me.
Published 6 months ago by Blackdog9
Not worth the money
Bought this for a work friend as a early christmas joke, definitelt NOT worth the money (especially as it has the original £2. Read more
Published 6 months ago by sk
Not read it but great name for the author
Dick Palmer, is this guy for real or what? Well whatever is in the book I hope it makes people smile because the author's name was good enough for me :D
Published 18 months ago by Mr. Mark S. Reynolds
not quite what you'd think!
I bought this for a male friend, sneaked a peek, and decided it wasn't for girl's eyes! Lots of euphemisms for the act, some jokes, no helpful hints though!
Published 18 months ago by P. H. G. Hills
birthday gift
Bought this book as a little bit of a laugh for my partners birthday. It has definitely done the rounds caused a quite a few tears of laughter and one Well i don't wear glasses. Read more
Published 19 months ago by FitnessFan
good read???
bought this for a friend for his birthday, it has some very humourous techniques in there and some very 'handy' tips!!!!!!
Published 19 months ago by Mr. A. John
OH MY GOD!!!
This book changed my life!! sure i had to visit the doctor a few times for friction burn but it was worth it!!! i would recommend this to anyone any age. it is a must buy!! Read more
Published on 20 April 2010 by Ms. Z. A. Butler
Not good book at all
I do not advice any one to buy this book at all. I do not want to give it even one star but I can not preview this without it.
Published on 12 Mar 2010 by Mr. F. H. A. Almaleki
everyone needs a "Palm"ala "Hand"erson !
Noticed this little gem and thought of a mate at work ! he (and the rest of the lads) had a laugh flicking through it.Good fun and a great price.
Published on 6 Feb 2010 by A. Davidson
excellent
bought this for my husband for his stocking and he saw the funny side good novelty gift or if you pick a man for secret santa
Published on 30 Dec 2009 by D. J. Green
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