"If things continue at this rate, by my fortieth birthday, I'll be spending my days watching 'Wheel of Fortune' and drooling into a bucket." It's hard to imagine that a book about reading the encyclopedia could be one of the funniest books of 2004, but AJ Jacobs' tongue-in-cheek journey of knowledge is just that.
Feeling that he was too stupid, AJ Jacobs decided to read the encyclopedia from A ("a-ak") to Z ("Zywiec"), and gain huge gobs of knowledge along the way. His wife thinks it's a waste and his friends think that he's starting to crack ("I guess you're not up to P, for 'Please shut up'"). His father doesn't think he can do it, because he once tried, and stopped somewhere in the mid-Bs.
Undaunted, Jacobs reads determinedly through the encyclopedias, finding out various facts: Absalom ("has the oddest death so far in the encyclopedia"), how Hollywood stole "Planet of the Apes" from the Aztecs, Queen Victoria's musical bustle, the metric system, a hippie-Christian sex cult, and the delinquent antics of teenage Gandhi. Not to mention "Addled Brain Syndrome," which comes from too much encyclopedia reading.
As he slowly but faithfully slogs through the encyclopedia, Jacobs finds out quite a few intriguing new things -- not just about himself, but about the difference between being smart and knowledgeable. And as he offers his wacky thoughts on the various encyclopedia entries, he often strays into tangents about his family, his childhood (he had a phobia about people touching his head), and his struggles with his wife to have a baby.
"The Know-It-All : One Man's Humble Quest to Become the Smartest Person in the World" -- the title says it all. The book is basically the encyclopedia, filtered through the thoughts of a thirtysomething guy with quite a sense of humor. It's certainly understandable that Jacobs would want to be smarter -- everyone feels intellectually insufficient at one time or another.
What makes Jacobs so funny? His self-deprecating humor, for one thing -- he isn't afraid to make fun of himself (and his brain capacity) constantly. One of the funniest scenes of the book is when he goes to a party and tries to display his newfound knowledge, only to make his pals very nervous. When told "I can't wait to get some sun. Look how white I am," Jacobs simply blurts out, "Albinism affects one in twenty thousand Americans." Nice try, but no cigar.
And... Jacobs is just funny. He has a knack for adding his own thoughts about the entries; when reading about Rubens, he comments, "Now I know: I don't have to yell and scream and throw artichokes at waiters to qualify as an artistic genius." And it takes someone with a real sense of comic timing to say "In the 18th century, everyone smelled like salad" and make it seem not only funny, but logical.
"The Know-It-All : One Man's Humble Quest to Become the Smartest Person in the World" is an apt title for a wildly entertaining book. Stranger than fiction, and a heck of a lot more entertaining. And educational.