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The Hitman Diaries (Unabridged) [Audio Download]

by Danny King (Author), Dave John (Narrator)
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  • Listening Length: 10 hours and 3 minutes
  • Program Type: Audiobook
  • Version: Unabridged
  • Publisher: Whole Story Audio Books
  • Audible Release Date: 3 Feb 2006
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B002SQ1BWK
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (16 customer reviews)

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Ian Bridges works as a hitman and is on permanent stand-by for West End gangster John Broad. He does maybe three or four jobs a year and spends the rest of his life desperately trying to find Mrs Right so he can settle down, but can't and it feels like the world is conspiring against him. He's about to find out he's right...
©2003 Danny King; (P)2005 W.F. Howes Ltd.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
Excellent Read 8 Dec 2006
By Del
Format:Paperback
You have to read this with your tongue very firmly in your cheek - the way it was written! The first Danny King I have read and it was really good fun to read. Okay the guy is a psycho but what the hell. You really warm to him and emphathise with him to some extent. I loved the unpredicatbility of the book and also the plotting. I all comes together at the end which is what I liked most. The opening scene when he has a night out with an overweight girlfriend is great fun - though not for his victims! A great romp of a read as long as you dont take it all to seriously - these people just do not exist!
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easy money 11 Jun 2003
By A Customer
Format:Paperback
A really funny and enjoyable book that i couldn't put down. I became so engrossed in the book that i almost beleived it was ok to just knock people off. When I came back to reality I was desperate to read more of Danny king. I have just finished Bank Robber Diaries (in two days) and am now looking forward to the burglar diaries.
Hurry up Danny with your next book!
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
If you thought Danny King had peaked in his dark humour with The Bank robber Diaries, then think again. The Hitman Diaries blows it out of the water as far as sheer wanton violence is concerned, yet at the same time this is even funnier than The Bank Robber Diaries. Despite the main character's (Ian's) disturbingly violent (psychopathic, but he does't know it) nature, you actually really warm to him, and in a strange kind of way, understand him and feel for him (or maybe it's just me...). This is an ability of Kings's since he manages to get you to like the criminals in all three of his 'Diaries'. As an added bonus, there is, at least a plot in this one (the absence of which hasn't stopped his previous two books being hillarious). Roll on The Pornographer Diaries (next) and (in the pipeline according to www.dannykingbooks.com):
Milo's Marauders
Milo's Run
The Mugger Diaries
The Highwayman Diaries (period novel)
The Pirate Diaries (period novel)
The Bent Copper Diaries
The Henchman Diaries
The Vampire Diaries
The Victim Diaries
The Last Man on Earth Diaries
The Criminal Classes
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
This book is literally a hit!
I've literally, about 20 mins ago, just finished reading this book, and it was absolutely breath-taking, the bloke's an absolute nutcase! Read more
Published 18 months ago by WhiteMcMuffin
A complete waste of time
Had I known that King has written a series of 'Diaries' books, I would never have picked this one up in the first place. Read more
Published on 29 Jan 2008 by Alice Overton-Lamb
A bit disturbing really
Well, maybe I'm having a sense of humour failure, but I couldn't really get myself past the fact that the main character is a psychopathic murderer. Read more
Published on 7 Nov 2006 by Gussie Fink-Nottle
Excellent
Danny King has a wonderfully ironic way with words, there are definitely a few quotes to pull out and save. Read more
Published on 16 April 2006 by N. Wood
Funniest book i have ever read!!
I bought this book on impulse started reading it when i got home from the shops, and couldn't put it down Literally!! i read the whole thing in one evening.. Read more
Published on 12 Dec 2005 by Poppy
Hilariously funny
Just read it. It's a hoot.

This novel tells the story of a hitman in his own words. It is, of course, full of black humour. Read more
Published on 20 Nov 2005 by P. McCLEAN
A 'laugh out loud' read
I found this book by accident. I read the first page and was in hysterics so had to buy it and leave the shop (before being asked to go). Read more
Published on 13 May 2005 by Bookaholic
The Hitman And Her. And her...oh, and her...
Working in a bookshop, I see more books than I could ever possibly read. A lot lot of them just go from hand to shelf without much fuss. Read more
Published on 4 Dec 2003 by Mark Philpott
How Wonderfully Twisted
Absolutely top notch. Though Ian is the kind of guy every society would rightfully fear and hope to be as far away from as possible, his narrative is so endearing you come to see... Read more
Published on 18 Sep 2003 by "that_cpfc_guy"
Better than it looks
I bought this at the airport for some light holiday reading but it turned out to be anything but "summer trash". Read more
Published on 27 Aug 2003 by Mike
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