How do weightlifters get to work? They take the strain
Did you hear about the time Hercule Poirot and Sherlock Holmes were both trying to solve the same case? It was a great example of detective friction.
Which body of water is the most precise? The Specific Ocean
I tried making a cup of rainbow trout tea the other day. That was a pretty kettle of fish, I can tell you.
Have you ever seen a horse-drawn carriage? It’s a wonder they can hold the pen.
I ordered a three-piece suite through the internet last week. It was a bit of a surprise when a chocolate button turned up stuck to two cola bottles.
The Number One UK Bestseller, The Great Big British Joke Book will make you laugh out loud, chuckle and chortle, groan and grin. Packed with 1000 jokes, gags, puns and one-liners covering all aspects of British life, this is a book that will have you in stitches time and again.
Fifty categories are in the book, including: Work, Family, Holidays, Pets, Driving, Shopping, History, Music, Sports, Hobbies, Politics, Christmas and The News.
Great for reading on your own, for sharing with friends, colleagues or family, for text messages and emails, for parties, speeches and nights out, The Great Big British Joke Book has enough hilarious lines in it to keep you coming back for more, over and over again.