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The Funniest Thing You Never Said: The Ultimate Collection of Humorous Quotations [Paperback]

Rosemarie Jarski
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  • Paperback: 576 pages
  • Publisher: Ebury Press (4 Nov 2004)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0091897661
  • ISBN-13: 978-0091897666
  • Product Dimensions: 15.4 x 4.3 x 20.2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 10,001 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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'An outstanding up-to-date anthology', Sunday Times

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Bestselling bumper book of humorous quotations from the classics to the contemporary

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58 of 59 people found the following review helpful
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Format:Paperback
My partner got this book for Christmas and never got a look in! Once I had picked it up I couldn't put it down until I had read it from cover to cover.

You will find quotes on every subject imaginable and they range from droll observations to cleverly witty to downright pee your pants hilarious! Only the totally humourless wouldn't find themselves laughing out loud.

This book makes an excellent gift.

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24 of 24 people found the following review helpful
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I saw this book on this lovely site, read the front cover and thought they'd be ideal for my Dad and my friend Scott's Christmas presents last year. They were huge successes. I think everyone in my house has sat and read huge chunks of it and laughed out loud. And Scott says he didn't manage to start it for a week because his mum found it, read a page and wouldn't put it down!It's a fantastic book and absolutely hillarious.

Laura, 15.
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27 of 28 people found the following review helpful
brilliant 2 May 2007
By RD VINE™ VOICE
Format:Paperback
I love collecting quotations so what better than a whole big book of them?! To top it off with a cherry they're all hillarious. The books is divided into different topics and sometimes further subdivided which should help you find ones appropriate to an occasion if necessary. There are quotes from Presidents to singers, actors and, lo and behold, comedians. A great mix for different tastes.

If you know anyone who tends to sway towards books like this as opposed to novels I'd strongly recommend it as a gift.... and then get one for yourself. :)
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The Funniest Thing You Never Said
I first picked up this book in the waiting room of a London secondary school and was quite disappointed when the teacher I was visiting came to meet me! Read more
Published 1 month ago by I. Ross
Funny quotes but lacking sufficient background info
With over 6000 quotes this book includes many fine and funny quotes and one-liners, however the quotes appear only with the author's name with no further context and not even a... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Say No More 67
The Funniest Thing You Never Said
Fab book once you start cannot put down bought for xmas present for a person who likes random sayings so went down well .
Published 4 months ago by Mrs. K. I. R. Clark
Great fun
Good price for a good bedside dip in read. I would recommend it for any visitor's bedroom - or even your own!
Published 4 months ago by Iain
Everyone needs a copy of this book
This is my second copy of this book - the first one fell apart at the seams from being read so often, so I took it into my office to use the heavy duty hole punch to reassemble it. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Mrs. C. Macklen
Great book
Super book, hours of enjoyable reading. Some very funny quotations, sometimes from very unexpected people. I would recommend this book to anyone with a sense of humour.
Published 9 months ago by P. E. SPOONER
If only I had thought of that 5 minutes ago
A brilliant cornucopia of wit and wisdom, full of amusing ripostes and scalding "put you downs". Some are as corny as Harvest but many are original, going straight for the jugular... Read more
Published 10 months ago by Canon Bryan Barrodale
A book worth having
Hilarious book, very nice and funny quotes, although not sure about some of the topics covered, but overall worth having. It does reflect the name of the book.
Published 10 months ago by H. Elseed
Good Book, Poor Research
This book is excellent and well put together. The quotes are all very funny and the groupings make sense. Read more
Published 14 months ago by M. R. Quinn
If you only ever get one quotations book IT MUST BE THIS ONE
Stop reading this review now and just BUY THE BOOK!
Really, you won't regret it!
It's stuffed full of superbly witty quoteable quotes, which are ideal for dropping into... Read more
Published 17 months ago by Annette Curtain
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