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The Fault in Our Stars The Parody: A Letter to Augustus Waters
 
 

The Fault in Our Stars The Parody: A Letter to Augustus Waters [Kindle Edition]

Stir Ling
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A parody based on The Fault in Our Stars by John Green.
What happened after Augustus Waters left? Have a glimpse.

As the wind blew, the British Rose Man faced the Stonehenge: “Redeemer deceiver mister concealer reveller. Look at it, slanting to the right and slanting to the left, standing still in silent awe.”
“What’s that?” I asked.
“Stone,” the British man said. “Well, and human.”
—JOHN CARDBURY, A Royal Affliction

Dearest Augustus,

It has been one hundred and ninety seven days since you are transported to the other side when the darkness nibbles the earth. If I’m still around tomorrow, it would be exactly two months of lock up in Memorial. Well, today is my fifth ICU-free day and I decide my father is depressed. Presumably because he rarely leaves the hospital, spends quite a lot of time with me, reads the same newspaper over and over, cries a lot, and devotes quite a bit of his unpaid leaves to think about my expire date. Have we not agree that depression is not a side effect of cancer? It is a side effect of dying. Verily, almost everything is.

Mom? Mom got her master in social work months back. She is now a qualified Patrick. Without the issue of ballessness, obviously. However, she is now busy being my exclusive unsalaried Patrick. Perhaps shortly she will be free enough to become a publicly available one to the other kids. And I swear upon the life of my mother that I will be sighing at her from heaven every time she ask someone to share their feelings.

Get your copy today. Okay?
P.S. Not an usual parody. Forgive me if I make you cry instead of laugh by making fun of your favorite love story.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 684 KB
  • Print Length: 9 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Hana T & Boon Publishing (27 April 2014)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00JZNTZRM
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 2.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #71,542 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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1.0 out of 5 stars Crap 8 May 2014
By Thought
Format:Kindle Edition
Terrible no thought when into it it was probably written within five minutes and it just quoted the book over and over its like some on just got a copy of the original and just took extracts from it terrible no even worth no,money
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4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars 21 Aug 2014
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1.0 out of 5 stars Utter Bull$#!+ 23 May 2014
By Marco - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition
Not only is this short ebook a lame attempt to cash in on The Fault in Our Stars, it seems to have been written by someone who has only recently learned English! Virtually every sentence has grammatical errors that make reading the thing painful. It lacks any originality, the humor is pathetic, and you will regret purchasing this. AVOID AVOID AVOID
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1.0 out of 5 stars Don't buy 9 Jun 2014
By Patrick A Dunlavey - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition
I bought this by accident thinking it was the real book. This is drivel. I'm surprised amazon is allowing this person to deceive and profit from this farce. DO NOT BUY
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1.0 out of 5 stars dont bi wast of mony 4 Jun 2014
By A. Nault - Published on Amazon.com
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this is horrible it makes 0 sense and i hate it what is she talkinh abaut did the boy die i only red the prevwew of the actual book
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1.0 out of 5 stars Tricked 11 Jun 2014
By Otten Fam - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I thought this was the actual book and it was not. I will never buy with one click again. This kind of thing irritates buyers.
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1.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely s*** 28 Jun 2014
By Lexi - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
This book was s*** it wasnt worth the 3 bucks i paid for it to short and stupid i sugesst u dont read it
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