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The Fall of the Misanthrope: I Bitch, therefore I am [Kindle Edition]

Louise Wise
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Chick lit has a dark side:
The Fall of the Misanthrope: I bitch, therefore I am

Valerie Anthrope doesn't believe in happy-ever-afters and has no time for relationships. Her heart is as hard as her acrylic nails. She runs a small back-street brokerage, happy with her own company and financial reports.

But she has a secret. She doesn't admit it to anyone--even herself. She's depressed. And her lack of sleep and too many caffeine pills are beginning to have an effect. She has dreams that don't make sense, but know they hold the key to her illness.

Ellen Semple is a middle-aged busy body who thinks a 'nice cup of tea' is the cure to all ills.

Lex Kendal is sexy and rich, and thinks he can have any woman he wants--and he wants Valerie.

Would a one-night stand matter? After all, Valerie isn't into relationships. Could she remain disinterested enough, and keep her secret away from the ever-prying Ellen?

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'You're not the cold, hard-nosed businesswoman you make yourself out to be.' He took a step forward. 'You enjoy my company, you purred beneath my hands when we made love.'
'I didn't!' I could feel the heat of my face.
'Tell me that you enjoyed me making love to you.'
'I shan't say any such thing!'
He stepped closer, and I moved around the desk to keep it between us. 'Oh, this could be fun,' he said. 'I've never chased anyone around a desk before. What do I get when I catch you?' He moved to the right, and I moved in the other direction. 'Ever had sex across the office desk before? I bet you have, you saucy bitch.'
I picked up the stapler and threw it at him.
'Ouch!' He stood clutching his shoulder, with the stapler lying on the floor at his feet.
'You're out of control!' I told him. I was breathing hard. I smoothed my hair, my blouse and then my skirt. 'The weekend was an error -'
'An error?'
'I thought you were the type of man who could handle a one-night stand. I'm sorry. I don't want a relationship, sexual or meaningful.'
'Error?'
'Yes. Are you having hearing problems?'
'A miscalculation is an error; a computer can have an error. A surgeon taking out a healthy lung leaving the cancerous one behind is an error.'
'A - a mistake on my part then. No need to take it personally.'
'You took advantage of me! You led me on wearing a tight little dress, letting me wine and dine you, while flirting outrageously. And now you have the audacity to tell me you made an error! God, I feel so cheap!' 
I saw the sparkle in his eyes, and found that my heart was pounding. I didn't mind confrontation; I relished people's caustic replies. But Lex hadn't been angry. He'd been playing.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 431 KB
  • Print Length: 271 pages
  • Publisher: FAR Publishing; 1 edition (11 Jun 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B008ATGF4I
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #64,171 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Chick Lit With an Edge 6 Dec 2012
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Depression, not a subject that immediately springs to mind when it comes to romantic comedy or chick-lit. But with The Fall of the Misanthrope, Louise Wise has taken has taken this oft times misunderstood condition, and handled it with great sensitivity while at the same time providing laugh out loud humour.

The humour comes mostly in the form of the monstrous Ellen Semple, an interfering busy-body who insinuates herself into every aspect of protagonist Valerie Anthrope's life. Ms Wise writes her so well and convincingly that I disliked her almost from the moment she is introduced. And, very cleverly, her presence had me rooting for the flawed Valerie, much more than I think I would have if the self-styled fairy godmother hadn't been there.

Other light moments are provided by Valerie's employees, Tim and Paul, and the handsome Lex Kendall, who pursues Valerie despite Ellen's interference.

Over all, this is a well written and entertaining story with a clever ending that brings everything together. It has all the ingredients to make the basis for a comedy-drama series on television. Are you listening Sky TV?
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4.0 out of 5 stars Black Lit. 13 Aug 2012
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Louise wise takes a slightly darker angle into the chick lit genre, with a central character who is not only carrying a curse, but is flawed with depression.
Miss Anthrope is a hard as nails business woman, but she has no love in her life. Although she insists it is by choice, the reader knows better, and so does everyone else.
Valerie Anthrope and her problems are skillfully drawn out with a supporting cast of likeable characters in Alex, the love interest, and Ellen, the interfering but well meaning busy body who manages to involve herself in every aspect of Valerie's life.
There is some good, funny sparky dialogue, and a nice balance of light and dark throughout. Wise uses dialogue as it should be used; to bring the narrative to life.
I especially liked the clever little prologue and the way it was picked up again at the end.
Polished and accomplished.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Romancing the Dark Side of Chick-Lit 23 Feb 2013
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I read Louise Wise's sci-fi romance Eden, last year and really liked her voice. I was intrigued by the title of her more recent publication, The Fall of the Misanthrope. I bitch, therefore I am, especially with its billing as a `dark chick-lit!' Misanthrope is a deeply romantic and insightful tale, which deals with difficult issues and the healing power of love. It is also very humorous and made me laugh out loud on more than one occasion!

In the novel,Valerie Anthrope (Miss Anthrope - I loved the pun) is a young woman who runs a financial brokerage. Valerie is not only serious minded and hard working but, she can also be a bit of a bitch. She lives alone and keeps herself to herself, concluding that it is best not to care for anyone. There nevertheless resides within her a deep sadness and vulnerability.

In steps Ellen Semple, a missionary worker returned from abroad, who, in true `fairy godmother' form resolves to make Valerie her next `project. Ellen senses something is not quite right with Valerie and does her best to bring light into her darkness. She secures part-time employment in Valerie's small office. Then, believing that Valerie's outlook is due to financial difficulties, she persuades her nephew Lex Kendal, a successful businessman, to put a large contract her way. When she sees that Lex is intrigued by Valerie, she warns him off her, believing that Valerie is too fragile to handle Lex's `love'em and leave `em philosophy.' Yet Lex does not take no for an answer, and Valerie falls for him. When she discovers that he is Ellen's nephew, a fact that they deliberately hid from her, she feels deceived, let down and deeply wounded. To protect herself from future hurt she dumps Lex, almost as soon as their affair has begun.

Yet it is too late, Valerie's armour has begun to crack and she starts to unravel and descend into depression, the dark dreams she has been having since childhood intensifying. It is from this moment that the novel, much of which has been light hearted, becomes darker, yet humour still abounds. I am glad to say that the tale did reach a satisfying conclusion. The prologue and the epilogue also contain an unexpected twist and make the reader question both fate and free will.

Valerie is complex, early childhood events having shaped her into the woman she is. Indeed, she is `stuck' in the past and needs to let go. The hard face she presents is very much a façade to protect herself from future hurt and loss. The circumstances surrounding Lex's and Ellen's deceit unlock her emotions, giving her a chance to face them and heal herself.

Lex, a divorced single parent is a loveable rogue. He is attracted to Valerie and decides to make her one of his many conquests. He has never really grown up. However, Lex becomes smitten with Valerie, who is so unlike his usual women and her prickly nature is a challenge he wants to win. At first he is not thinking long term, but he soon realises how vulnerable she is and wants to help. He finds that he is very much in love with her. I found their developing relationship believable and touching.

The character of Ellen is pivotal. It is Ellen who decides to turn Valerie's life around. She starts by making small changes in the office, trying to draw Valerie out in conversations and encouraging her to socialise. Oh, and she also introduces her to Lex! The secondary characters of Tim and Paul, Valerie's employees are also supportive of her. Tim in particular is also very protective, knowing of her history.

I feel that anyone who has experienced anxiety or depression due to past trauma, or is close to someone who has, will find that this book deals sensitively with the subject. It also illustrates the redeeming power of love. Despite the serious subject matter, Misanthrope is a very funny love story, the humour ranging from light to dark. The author's descriptions of how Ellen bursts into Valerie's `grey' world and adds shades of colour to it are hilarious, as is the banter between Valerie and Lex and her reaction to his tried and tested seduction techniques.

Louise Wise is a British author and, like Eden, the novel has a British feel. I again found her voice fresh and original and I was immediately intrigued by the characters and quickly drawn into the plot - it would make an excellent screenplay with the right cast. I recommend this book to all romance lovers, not just those who enjoy contemporary romance or chick-lit.
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