This book is dire. A few chapters in, I was struggling to continue. A third of the way through, I was desperately hoping it might improve. At the end, I wished I'd never bothered. The plot is ridiculous - suspension of disbelief is one thing, but the book continually beats the reader around the head with farcical plot developments. The writing is terrible, and features the immortal chat-up lines "I really am huge, you know", and "I just like to lie back and let the man do the work". The book is a joke - I've never written a review on Amazon before, but I was moved to do so to prevent others from suffering from this travesty of literature. Fortunately, the book is long, soft and absorbent, and is now positioned next to my toilet.