Andrew de Monteforte is handsome, confident and brilliantly creative -- and under no circumstances does he need a wife. But his older brother the Duke of Blackheath has decided that pretty, vivacious Lady Celsiana Blake is perfect for his brooding brother. Trouble is, Celsie has decided to live a life of good works, and Andrew has no patience for that kind of behavior. But when they're found in a compromising position, they must marry -- lock, stock and animals! Can these opposites ever attract?