Product Description
Psychic Bob is the resident horoscopist at The Daily Mash, Britain's biggest humour website. In this his first book he offers in-depth star sign profiles and a year's worth of original daily horoscopes never before published on The Daily Mash, all for price of a fancy pint. Psychic Bob's astounding gift first came to light as a boy when he became the youngest person ever to win the seven-dog accumulator at Walthamstow.He now gives personal readings from his mystic healing centre at the convergence of three ley lines on the Ebbsfleet Industrial Estate (Mystic MOTs also available). Romance, money, whether you should get that mole looked at - Bob can help YOU harness your horoscope power* for maximum success. LOVE - When do you know it's time to give up and just pay for it instead? WORK - The five common habits of successful businesspeople and another one that doesn't involve being a dick. FAMILY - Simmering, decades-old resentments and how to maintain them. Psychic Bob is a fellow of the Royal College of Astrologers, Homeopaths and Economists. *Power does not actually exist
