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The Contortionist's Handbook: A Novel (Unabridged)
 
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The Contortionist's Handbook: A Novel (Unabridged) [Audio Download]

by Craig Clevenger (Author), Ray Porter (Narrator)
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  • Listening Length: 6 hours and 43 minutes
  • Program Type: Audiobook
  • Version: Unabridged
  • Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc.
  • Audible Release Date: 11 Dec 2009
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0030IRNAY
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (20 customer reviews)
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John Dolan Vincent was born with an extra ring finger on one hand. He was an abnormally gifted child with a proclivity for mathematics beyond his years, but he lacked social skills. Childhood ridicule and a difficult family life led him to use his talents in adulthood for criminal acts of forgery. When he starts getting untreatable migraines, his self-medication results in overdosing which sends him repeatedly to the emergency room. There, he risks being institutionalized as suicidal, so he draws upon his forgery skills to reinvent a new identity for himself each time. Identity theft, drugs, and crime drag his life into a downward spiral. His clients in the L.A. underworld lose patience, the hospital evaluator might not be fooled by his story, and the only person in as much danger as himself is the woman who knows his real name.
©2009 Craig Clevenger; (P)2009 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
By A Customer
Format:Paperback
I picked up this book to read a page or two and next thing I knew half an hour had passed me by.
It's very well written. The writer has done his homework, writes with great authority, and entertains.
I'm looking forward to his next: Dermaphoria.
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19 of 21 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
BUY THIS BOOK IF:
You have any interest in psychiatric or psychological matters
You like masses of detail
You like masculine, relatively unemotional biographies
You enjoy books which start in the present and then explain what happened to get to that point.
You have an interest in drug culture
You would rather be left to think at the end of the book than have all the loose ends neatly tied up. This book ends in a mess of ends.

DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK IF:
You like books which start in the present and continue along a standard time scale of chapter 1: two days later, chapter 5: next month, etc.
You like lots of emotions in your books
You cannot handle very long, very detailed sentences
You like books which 'go somewhere' and finish in a very different place to where they started.

The story of a man who constantly changes identites in order to escape from various authorities. he is actually running away from many things, including his past and a dozen authorities all over america. After his fifth overdose, psychiatrists cannot figure out whether it was a suicide attempt or not. As the psychiatrist takes 'Daniel' through the interview, 'Daniel' (or John, or Steven, or Eric, whoever he is today) takes the reader through his life story to how he got where he is.

Good page-turner.

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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
Clever Clevenger! 26 Sep 2006
By Cazza
Format:Paperback
What a fantastic read! Chuck Palaniuck's recommendation caught my eye and was enough for me to snap this up! I'm glad I did! The novel follows the antics of Daniel Fletcher, a man who is constantly changing his identity. He is so good at it that he can fool anyone and everyone, even the authorities and the psychiatrist brought in to analyse him. He is a great character and Clevenger writes the part so well.

His conversations with the psychiatrist are particularly captivating as he is able to anticipate every move, every gesture and every question posed to him. Clevenger is a stickler for the smallest details and that's what makes him a great writer - I'm sure he could write about fly-fishing and I'd be equally fixated!

I loved it from start to finish. Short, but extremely sweet.
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Brilliant
One of the best written books I've read in a long time. The framing of the novel is great and keeps it fresh.. Every sentence is brilliantly thought out defiantly worth a read.
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Eloquent and enjoyable
It would be an undeserved slight to describe Clevenger's style as derivative, but his gritty narrative puts one in mind of a film noir voice-over. Read more
Published on 16 Aug 2009 by Mark Hurst
Contortionism is painful
Many people seem to have loved this book, so it's got to have something to it - however, it just didn't work for me. Read more
Published on 16 Dec 2008 by booksy
Alright if you have a short memory
After seeing the huge accolade from Chuck Palahnuik on the cover I wasn't sure about this as I'm not a particular fan of his, but I enjoyed it more than I thought I would - great... Read more
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I loved this book, I'd become disillusioned by a number of books I'd read before this but this got me loving books again. Read more
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The Best Debut Novel in Years
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