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The Collector Collector [Paperback]

Tibor Fischer
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5 Mar 1998

To a small flat in South London comes a Sumerian bowl: but the bowl is the Collector Collector, clay with something to say, an object d'art who will offer Rosa, its owner, vast swathes of unrecorded history from the last 5, 000 years. Meanwhile, Rosa tries to centre her life and settle the disturbances caused by an uninvited guest, Nikki.

1001 Nights meets the inner city, The Collector Collector is a comic masterpiece and unquestionably the finest novel ever narrated by a bowl.

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  • Paperback: 224 pages
  • Publisher: Vintage; New Ed edition (5 Mar 1998)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0099268191
  • ISBN-13: 978-0099268192
  • Product Dimensions: 13.1 x 1.4 x 20.1 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 345,268 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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"Fischer's impatience and daring pay off. 'I promise you will want to read it more than once,' said Victoria Glendinning, and I've read it three times now, and not because I had to, but because I wanted to. Which is itself out of the ordinary." (Nicholas Lezard Guardian )

"Stranger books have seldom been written, and when they have, they've seldom been this fast-paced, this funny, or this effortlessly readable" (Detroit Free Press )

"The freshest, most fascinating novel I've read in years" (Tom Robbins )

"A work of rare enchantment which could charm a smile out of a stone" (Sunday Telegraph )

"So good I promise you will want to read it more than once" (Daily Telegraph )

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'A work of rare enchantment which could charm a smile out of a stone' Sunday Telegraph

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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Endlessly inventive and entertaining 18 Feb 1999
By A Customer
Format:Paperback
This is a novel written from the point of view of an antique bowl that "collects" (or, more accurately, catalogues) the people that collect it - hence the title. From this fanciful "fly on the wall" perspective, Tibor Fischer constructs an endlessly inventive and entertaining tale. In the main narrative people that appear normal later turn out to be deranged in a variety of interesting ways, and those that initially appear to be bizarre turn out to be behaving quite rationally. As if the interplay of characters in the present day were not enough stimulation, the book is liberally spiced with flashbacks into fantastical highlights from the bowl's observations over the previous 4000 years. The only flaw (if it is one) is the bowl's tendency to assign everything to ranked lists (e.g. "I equivocated about whether to place her at 133 or 132 on my list of people-readers"). This is initially amusing, then irritating, and finally ignorable. Overall, highly recommended.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
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This book looks pretty uninteresting, and the synopsis reads very strangely indeed. A book narrated by an antique bowl is not one I would normally think of reading. Suspending my disbelief however was very rewarding.

An inanimate object makes an excellent narrator because, as the bowl itself observes, people don't notice it and act in ways in which they wouldn't in company. Also, the bowl is full of interesting and amusing anecdotes about the things it has seen in its long and varied 'life' which take over the narrative at times and stop monotony setting in.

The bowl, besides being a raconteur, is a philosopher and something of a magician. There are plenty of ceramic observations on the human condition here!

I'm sure this still sounds far too strange a book to consider reading, but it's definitely worth a go. The plot which revolves around the bowl's latest owner, her 'flatmate', a butch guardian angel and an obese tycoon is entertaining in itself.

A must for antique dealers and anyone from Market Harborough.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely brilliant! 28 Nov 2010
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I bought this book because I was researching the literary device of employing non-human narration, for my PhD. I loved it. Quirky, funny, and ultimately engaging, which I didn't think anything narrated from the view point of a bowl could be! The characters were all great - weird and memorable, and the writing was wonderful. I'll definitely be buying more of Tibor Fischer's books.
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As people tend not to suspect that their ornaments might be watching, they will do all sorts of things right in front of them... this is the extraordinary premise on which this story begins. This ancient Sumerian bowl is an observant narrator with metamorphic powers and an irrepressible ability to catalogue absolutely everything about everyone he (is the bowl a he?) has ever met or been owned by over many, many years.

The bowl's present owner is the lonely Rosa who allows her friend, the calculating Nikki, to stay at hers for a while. The ensuing story of theft, prostitution, an obese angel, a kidnapped agony-aunt, more theft and several assassins is intertwined with historical tales from the bowl's vast back-catalogue, as well as a bit of mischievous shape-shifting.

Although a couple of readers felt that Fischer simply invented words to suit his purpose (you might need a dictionary at hand!), different types of effective word-play reoccur throughout the book. Despite this title not officially having an LGBT theme, there are a couple of unanticipated moments that can be counted! This was a very unusual book and, although it might take a few chapters to get into, is well worth a go.
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5 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Unlike anything I've ever read. 25 Jan 2000
By A Customer
Format:Paperback
Authors often struggle to write from anything other than their own viewpoint - men rarely write well about female characters, Europeans struggle with African ideas and so on. To write in the character of another species is heroic (any offers?) but to become inanimate yet sentient is the sign of a certifiable loon. But what a loon! At least the pseuds can't accuse you of being "inauthentic". Free from the strictures of existing, the bowl treats us to a feast of sublime observations. You will be left in no doubt of man's peripheral place in the world after this. A winner for the existentialists and misanthropists alike.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Don't Judge a Book by its Blurb 12 Mar 2008
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Tibor Fischer's "Under the Frog" is my favourite book of all time...so when I picked this up and read the blurb, I though "He is *never*, in a million years, going to be able to pull this one off." But he does. Brilliant, witty and laugh-til-you-cry funny.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Interesting, funny, but a guilty pleasure 19 Oct 2009
By Jezza
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I enjoyed this but can't help thinking that there's some stuff here that I am not necessarily proud of enjoying.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Unbelievable author 5 Jun 2005
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This author has written many fabulous books, each equally as brilliant as the next and this one is no exception. Buy it!
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