Start reading The Clumsiest People in Europe on your Kindle in under a minute. Don't have a Kindle? Get your Kindle here.

Deliver to your Kindle or other device

 
 
 

Try it free

Sample the beginning of this book for free

Deliver to your Kindle or other device

Read books on your computer or other mobile devices with our FREE Kindle Reading Apps.
The Clumsiest People in Europe: A Bad-tempered Guide to the World
 
 

The Clumsiest People in Europe: A Bad-tempered Guide to the World [Kindle Edition]

Favell Lee Mortimer and Todd Pruzan
2.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

Digital List Price: £6.26 What's this?
Print List Price: £6.99
Kindle Price: £5.01 includes VAT* & free wireless delivery via Amazon Whispernet
You Save: £1.98 (28%)
Unlike print books, digital books are subject to VAT.

Formats

Amazon Price New from Used from
Kindle Edition £5.01  
Paperback £6.29  

Product Description

Book Description

Comically insensitive and startlingly opinionated, Mrs Favell Lee Mortimer offers up a hilariously inappropriate account of Victorian prejudices.

Product Description

In the middle of the 1800s, Mrs Favell Lee Mortimer set out to write an ambitious guide to all the nations on Earth. There were just three problems:She had never set foot outside Shropshire. She was horribly misinformed about virtually every topic she turned her attention to.And she was prejudiced against foreigners. The result was an unintentionally hilarious masterpiece:'The French like being smart but are not very clean.''The Japanese are very polite people - much politer than the Chinese - but very proud.''The Scotch will not take much trouble to please strangers.'In The Clumsiest People in Europe, Todd Pruzan has gathered together a selection of Mrs Mortimer’s finest moments, celebrating the woman who turned ignorance into an art form.

Product details

  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 878 KB
  • Print Length: 208 pages
  • Publisher: Cornerstone Digital (6 July 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Media EU S.à r.l.
  • Language English
  • ASIN: B003V4ASWC
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 2.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #396,548 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
  •  Would you like to give feedback on images?


More About the Author

Favell Lee Mortimer
Discover books, learn about writers, and more.

Visit Amazon's Favell Lee Mortimer Page

Tag this product

 (What's this?)
Think of a tag as a keyword or label you consider is strongly related to this product.
Tags will help all customers organise and find favourite items.
Your tags: Add your first tag
 

Customer Reviews

5 star
0
4 star
0
3 star
0
1 star
0
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
By Jason Mills VINE™ VOICE
Format:Paperback
Mrs Favell Lee Mortimer wrote prim, 'instructive' books for children in Victorian times. Three of her books formed a sort of guide to the world - though at the time of writing them she had only left England once, getting no further than Paris and Brussels. Consequently her perceptions are gleaned from other, unspecified sources.

Todd Pruzan in 2005 gathered a selection of her commentaries into this single volume. He introduces each country with his own potted picture of its circumstances at the time - a smattering of facts that are no doubt accurate, but also kind of random.

Then Mrs Mortimer lets rip, blithely generalising about millions of people that she has never set eyes on:

"The Poles love talking, and they speak so loud they almost scream."
"No people in Europe are as clumsy and awkward with their hands as the Portuguese."
"Though the Bushmen are counted among the most stupid of men, yet they can do many things better than any other Hottentots."

The Egyptians are hypocrites, the Japanese wicked, the Chinese selfish and unfeeling... Vague anecdotes from anonymous "travellers" stand as 'proof' of the failings of entire peoples. Her evangelical christianity blinds her to the ironies in her condemnation of other religions. Why are the catholic Irish told not to read the bible?

"Because these ministers or priests tell them a great many wrong things, which are not written in the Bible, and they do not want the people to find out the truth... It is a kind of Christian religion, but it is a very bad kind."

All this is good sport, the complacent bigotry of another age; but it gets a bit wearing after a while, and I was glad the book was quite short. And to be fair to Mrs Mortimer, putting aside her blinkers and her curiously sadistic asides ("while the hyenas were feasting upon his wife's dead body"), she does actually mean well. She is staunchly against slavery, for instance, and as often (if as wrongly) ascribes positive qualities to whole populations as she does negative. She is ultimately a creation of her time, and perhaps too easy a target for the reader's laughter to be sustained.
Comment | 
Was this review helpful to you?
Search Customer Reviews
Only search this product's reviews

Customer Discussions

This product's forum
Discussion Replies Latest Post
No discussions yet

Ask questions, Share opinions, Gain insight
Start a new discussion
Topic:
First post:
Prompts for sign-in
 

Search Customer Discussions
Search all Amazon discussions
   


Look for similar items by category


Look for similar items by subject






i.e., each title must be in subject 1 AND subject 2 AND ...

Amazon Media EU S.à r.l. GB Privacy Statement Amazon Media EU S.à r.l. GB Delivery Information Amazon Media EU S.à r.l. GB Returns & Exchanges