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Peter Van Dijk
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  • Paperback: 184 pages
  • Publisher: McGraw-Hill Contemporary (1 May 2003)
  • Language English
  • ISBN-10: 0071413723
  • ISBN-13: 978-0071413725
  • Product Dimensions: 20.9 x 14 x 1.4 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 243,695 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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This is not your father's wedding...Congratulations on your engagement, my clueless friend, and welcome to a world for which you are sadly ill equipped. You have entered a new dimension. A dimension of china patterns, ice swans, and boutonnieres. You're planning a wedding, and your fiancee expects more from you than a diamond ring and a blood test. So, you'd better get up to speed - and fast. From the best proposal to the coolest honeymoon, "The Clueless Groom's Guide" offers light-hearted commiseration, guidance, and a distinctly male take on the entire process of planning a traditional wedding.It gives you a sorely needed chuckle and some surprisingly useful advice to help you get through the many decisions your bride-to-be will pretend to want your opinion on, including: how and where to pop the question - and when to cue the mariachi band; why engagements of over two years are justified only by extended commitments to the armed forces and/or unusually long jail sentences; how to pick groomsmen gifts and groomsmen who almost deserve them; reception sites that offer style and originality...and why you should avoid them like the plague; and far more than you should ever rightly know about weddings.

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This is not your father's wedding . . .

Congratulations on your engagement, my clueless friend, and welcome to a world for which you are sadly ill equipped. You have entered a new dimension. A dimension of china patterns, ice swans, and boutonnieres. You're planning a wedding, and your fianceé expects more from you than a diamond ring and a blood test. So, you'd better get up to speed--and fast.

From the best proposal to the coolest honeymoon, The Clueless Groom's Guide offers light-hearted commiseration, guidance, and a distinctly male take on the entire process of planning a traditional wedding. It gives you a sorely needed chuckle and some surprisingly useful advice to help you get through the many decisions your bride-to-be will pretend to want your opinion on, including:

  • How and where to pop the question--and when to cue the mariachi band
  • Why engagements of over two years are justified only by extended commitments to the armed forces and/or unusually long jail sentences
  • How to pick groomsmen gifts and groomsmen who almost deserve them
  • Reception sites that offer style and originality . . . and why you should avoid them like the plague.
  • And far more than you should ever rightly know about weddings

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Don't bother! 21 July 2010
By John
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I bought this one for some help on my speech (as the groom) and with the hope I might find some other tips in there. Sadly, I got very little from the book and unless you're just coming out of high school, I doubt it would really help many grooms. There's plenty of free and more useful websites already up and running. Save your money and try the confetti speech writing book where I actually found some useful info.
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Super book to tell him to how for once in his miserable life take marriage on the chin, have a laugh, treat them keen, whilst treating them mean.

Nah, on the whole , browsed through this book, great for a novice who isn;t in the know, how to treat a lady in love and life.

Evereyone could take something from this book, humorous and fun to read of just use as a referrence book! Either way great buy!
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