Holy gaucamole!!
We've got booty, booty and more booty. We've got vintage booty, wet and glistening booty, bad girl booty, cowgirl booty, hot and sweaty booty, ebony booty, ivory booty, all the flavours in between booty, we've got Amazonian booty, tutti frutti booty, tattooed booty, motorcycle ridin' booty, double bubble booty, big booty, bigger booty, Buffie The Body booty, pen and ink booty, monochrome booty, glorious technicolour booty, paddled booty, sunlit booty, 2 basketballs in a lyrca bag booty. Booty, booty and more goddamn booty.
When Muddy Waters sang about a woman who shook her thang in a blind mans face and now the blind can see, this is the 'thang' he was talking about and what a thang it is.
God bless the booty and God bless these 372 succulent pages dedicated to it.