Can you imagine life without television, road signs and bananas?
Or only having enough clothing coupons to buy a small pair of knickers?
Not to mention the late-night bombing raids.
These were just some of the hardships for the people who stayed at home in World War Two - the blitzed Brits.
Want to know:
* what really happened in Dad's Army?
* how to make a rude noise with a gas mask?
* why the blitzed Brits ate chicken-fruit, sinkers and nutty?
Read on for some spiffing slang, foul food facts about rotten rationing, awful evacuation tales, and the terrible truth about London's bloodthirsty blackout murderer.'
A witty, colourful cover opens to 128 pages, split over chapters:
1. Blitzed Brit timeline
2. Beat the blitz
3. The bothersome blackout
4. Grotty gas masks
5. Blitzed Brit kids
6. Evils of evacuation
7. Rotten rationing
8. Rotten rationed recipes
9. The black market
10. Famous firsts of wartime
11. The Home Front
12. The Royal Family
13. Potty poems
14. Wartime words
with an introduction and an epilogue.
Written with the typical Deary humour, and illustrations from Kate Sheppard throughout.
'Did you know?
On Friday 1st September 1939 the service to the 2000 televisions in Britain was stopped.
There was no television again until 1946.
Seven years without television ....
....today some people can't go seven minutes!....'