WOW!I don't know where to start and neither does this grindhouse movie. The film starts out with a Vin Diesel look-a-like, Michael Matthias as Shawn Black. He is driving a semi being chased by a gaggle of vampires. As one vampire attaches itself to the driver's side window, our hero says, "get down" as he pulls out a shotgun and blasts said vampire. The window doesn't break, but looks cracked. There is blood all over the outside of the window he just shot at. Later his shot gun sometimes works like an automatic weapon. Ed Wood, move over. I understand vampires aren't real, but we need to obey some of the laws of physics.
We now flash back 3 days, during which we also flash back to Afghanistan. I won't explain too much of the reasoning behind stuff as a lot doesn't make sense. Such as:
1) Vampires have a king that is born every 100-200 years. Their goal is to destroy mankind.
2) Vampires don't like silver bullets.
3) If you shoot a guy in the chest multiple times and he doesn't slow down, what makes you think you can punch him out?
Rachelle Leah is also in this film as Lena. She plays a tough girl who can handle her own. She is Maxim's 85th most hottest woman in the world.
Michael Madson plays a priest who drinks JD, except for breakfast, which is made for beer. There is some Biblical stuff loosely scattered into the plot and rather badly. Cain is the head vampire that only "The Slayer" can kill.
Nudity, (Not Rachelle) groping, no sex. If you like bad grindhouse films like I do, give it a view.